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Part 1 of that DREDGE thing I talked about earlier.

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Aberrant Sushi from Bancho Sushi

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I'm getting mega period cramps help me puki

The fuck am I supposed to do??

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2011 era gmod video

If God would have wanted you to live, He would not have created Deaᵗʰ. Amen.

SooS! SoldloS! SoooSoooSoldier! ier! You’re FUCKing-me!

HOly Mary Mother of ʙʟᴀᴢʙᴏ ʙᴀʙʙɪɴs

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Being an NPC in Dredge must be a wild ride. You work on an oil rig and one day this guy in a bizarrely tricked out fishing boat rolls up at Mach Fuck You to say hi (why does he have an icebreaker?) and he's got dredging equipment so the foreman asks if he can pull up some of your missing supply shipments and he says sure. Okay, the weird guy with the suspiciously souped up fishing boat (why does one of his engines look like it's made of meat?) is just a nice, normal guy who's just weird about his boat, fine.

And then you start drilling and cause an oil seep in an inhabited group of islands and you feel bad, but your new friend makes a deal with the scientist to go study the seep, so it'll probably be fine, right? Well, then the fisherman, upon hearing that he'll be going back and forth between the oil rig and the Marrows (and isn't that a kind of morbid name for a place where people live?) a lot, dumps a glowing golden anchor overboard that OPENS UP A PORTAL, AND WHEN HE GOES IN THE PORTAL HIS BOAT FUCKING EXPLODES.

And then the next day, his suspiciously souped up fishing boat un-explodes out of the portal and he docks on your workplace that you also live in like nothing ever happened.

I, for one, would simply start drinking.

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laurie 😔

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Wait a minute I could've sworn your bio used to say 26

Damn, I wonder what coulda happened

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my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

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this is KILLING me