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i love arcane

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can daddy be honest kitten, I don't think daddy was meant to survive through his first winter let alone be employed

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how it feels to ask a question at work

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Turtle lock its a turtle lock y'all!

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

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me irl if you even care

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spider monkeys are the gayest little monkeys right

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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

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Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

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terror fans: omg look at (detail)!!! this changes everything!!!

the scene with the detail:

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores