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Had to do something for the BHC Halloween event because this cheeky mothman grabbed me by the motivation. He was entirely too proud of ruining Nox's costume and I love that for him~

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lol just don’t get caught ogling next time

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Froppy-Style

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could you draw Kinger comforting Pomni?

This episode is such great inspiration, and gives a good moral to those who you love and meet. Enjoy your company with others, they’re the best gift anyone could have, because they can teach, cherish, support, love and grow with you. Lots of love compadres… hug your close ones 💕

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I can't fully explain it, but I almost feel like Kinger is meant to bring nightlights to mind. Him only thinking clearly in the dark, his ability to glow when holding his breath, his surprisingly comforting personality...idk he just gives nightlight beyond the obvious.

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I went to the circus and cried

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ShigAFO: You'll always be in Izuku's shadow. Following him right behind for the rest of your life!

Katsuki: A future with Izuku? Being with him for the rest of our lives?

ShigAFO: That's not what I meant, I–

Katsuki: HA! Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!

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*bang* *crash* *bonk*

woah! Here we go…

Alright! I’m fixing this damn portal!

And I’ll shove it in Sixer’s face when I figure it out!

I’m uh…I’m recordin this just in case something goes wrong, yknow? so…we’ll see how this whole thing goes.

Ooc:

hiya, this is an rp/ ask blog about Stan’s journey working on the portal. I plan to do some fiddlestan stuff, so Fidds rp blogs please interact :)

please no inappropriate asks

this blog may include period typical homophobia and some violence so if that makes you uncomfortable you don’t have to continue.

other than that, have fun with Stan :D

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Regarding Stans relationship history: despite his subpar flirting advice, if I remember correctly, none of them actually failed because of something he himself did except for Susan.

Mccorkle left him for a hippie, goldie is an inanimate object, Marilyn robbed him and briefly stole his car, the thumb lady from the ex list on his wheel of shame used him and then hitchhiked away, roadside attraction woman was a spider person, etc.

Susan is the only one that technically failed because of him as we saw in dreamscaperers, but even then the dozens of phone calls & cat lady thing makes it p clear he dodged a bullet.

Despite his criminal record, conman ways, etc, Stan cares a hell of a lot for the people in his life even if he has trouble showing it sometimes. I think he'd treat Fidds pretty well as long as he doesn't screw him over like the previous partners did, which he won't because Fidds is a sweetie.

Also Stan is a love machine, he has tons of love to give and is more than willing to give it. He's just never actually received any in return without getting stabbed in the back after. Stanley is many things, but he is not a shitty partner.

"stan would treat fiddleford so much better than ford, ford is so mean!" are you sure about that

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ace attorney investigations 2 screenshots that are incredibly funny to me

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Thinking about. Stanley Pines. Once summer, not long after Weirdmaggedon. Sitting in his seat, staring at the tv but realising slowly he's not really watching TV, he's listening.

Listening to Soos, taking a tour group around the Shack, his voice confident and happy, eagerly telling tourists all kinds of tall tales. Soos, with his young son strapped to his chest, held close and dear to his heart, always knowing he is loved and wanted by his father.

Listening to Wendy and Melody, laughter turning to deeper conversations in the gift shop as Wendy pours out her latest dating drama and Melody listens sympathetically--not quite a mother, but an older sister figure is all Wendy wants at the moment.

Listening to a distant boom coming from the basement, a cause for some concern that fades quickly as three peals of laughter follow soon after. One deep and familiar, as comforting and close as the sound of a ship's motor and the open sea. One young and high, cracking with adolescent awkwardness. One loud and cackling, a hint of madness never quite leaving it but more settled than it used to be. And Stan figures it's probably time to send someone down to drag Ford, Dipper and McGucket upstairs before they forget what light is and get too nerdy.

Besides it's nearly dinner time, and he's listening to Mabel's steady, unrelenting chatter in the kitchen, punctuated by a few grunts of acknowledgment from Abuelita as they prepare a meal.

And Stan feels a strange, unusual sensation wash over him, something he hasn't felt for over half a lifetime, by a boat on a beach. A sensation of contentment, of security, of peace. And he realises that if he stood up and walked into any one of the rooms in the Shack he would be greeted with smiles and faces lighting up to see him and cheerful cries of his name.

And he looks down at the darned pig sleeping beside his chair and things, with oddly misty eyes, that he spent thirty years trying to find his brother again. And he succeeded--but somehow, he got more than that. He had formed around him, without even realising it, a family.

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Woke up from a mini-dream where Izuku and Katsuki were married and they were out in the town to get cake pops but some chick started hitting on izuku

The woman goes "hey honey, watcha doing out here by yourself?"

Izuku: "waiting for my wife c:"

And Katsuki, this behemoth of a man wife steps out with cake pops. He was wearing a shirt that said "that bitch."

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Exactly, thank you!

I don't like it because Ford doesn't deserve him, I like it because it's funny to imagine Ford watching his brother and college friend pining for eachother & being smitten oblivious losers the whole time.

I don't want Ford suffering because Fidds is with someone else, I want Ford suffering because Fidds and Stan are lovestruck fools who need to get their shit together and he's gonna lose his mind if one of them doesn't confess and end the ridiculousness soon.

No angst, no punishment, I just want Ford being an unwilling spectator to their buffoonery and having to try to nudge them in the right direction.

Fiddlestan is really cute, but I really don't agree with the take that floats around that it's cute because Ford doesn't deserve Fiddleford because of selfishness or whatever, which makes Fiddlestan "healthier" over Fiddauthor. Personally, I think Ford is just aro and/or simply not interested in Fiddleford like that, because of Bill. It's not Fords fault that he's in an abusive relationship while Fiddleford also likes him. But even without that, it's just a weird take.

Fiddlestan is cute on it's own and not because Stan somehow is a better option than Ford. Fiddauthor and Fiddlestan are equally adorable if done right.

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rating ace attorney investigations 2 localization names, PART 2! Part one can be found HERE

Blaise Debeste --> Excelsius Winner

9/10. I wanna be mad, I really do, but I just can't. Excelsius is super over the top, but I think it's cool as hell. Why'd they give the shittiest character such a metal name-

Jay Elbird --> Rocco Carcerato

8/10! I like it, it fits him and it's fun to say. Plus he does look like a Rocco.

Rocky --> Teddy

5/10. Calling the bear character Teddy is super obvious and honestly just lazy. Come on now.

Astique --> Azea

9/10, a pretty name that's fitting for a circus elephant.

Ally --> unchanged

10/10, they knew better than to change it, no notes.

Sirhan Dogen --> Bodhidharma Kanis

10/10! I was a little apprehensive at first because of how fuckin long that name is, but I did a little research and I actually really like it! They named him after an actual legendary Buddhist monk and managed tasteful dog wordplay, they did him good.

Anubis --> Helmut

8/10. This is acceptable, I understand the meaning behind the name and it fits well! ..Also it's the same name as a Psychonauts character I love so I'm a little biased.

Patricia Roland --> Fifi Laguarde

7/10. It doesn't roll off the tongue as well, but it fits her and honestly she does act like a Fifi.

Delicia Scones --> Delicia Scone

10/10. They only changed one letter, true perfection.

Jeffrey Master --> Samson Tangaroa.

6/10. Eh...it's not necessarily bad, it just feels very off to me. I get what they were going for though and I appreciate that they put thought into it.

Katherine hall --> Judy Bound

9/10! Not what I expected, but it's a pretty name and it fits her well. I also how he surname Bound can be seen as a nod to how she and Samson are bound together in a way.

Dane Gustavia --> Carmelo Gusto

7/10. It fits him well and rolls off the tongue alright. I don't have anything else to say about it.

Isaac Dover --> Artie Frost

7/10. Very on the nose, but in a way that works well! I think it's fitting.

Pierre Hoquet --> Paul Halique

9/10! It stayed a P name and they moved the que to the surname, I'm happy with this!

Jill Crane --> Rosie Ringer

8/10, it's a pretty name and fits her very well. I also really like the alliteration, it's a fun touch.

Karin Jenson --> Florence Niedler

6.5/10. I get what they were going for, but I don't think it really fits her. She just doesn't look or act like a Florence to me. I like the surname though.

Bonnie Young --> Hilda Hertz

8/10. It's certainly more of an old lady name, but I think it fits pretty well.

John Marsh --> Shaun Fenn

9/10, I like it! They kept the wetland wordplay and I think the name fits him well enough! Plus Shaun is also the Irish variant of John, which is a fun tidbit.

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List of old Gravity Falls things

because fans today probably don't know about all the batshit stuff that used to happen, here's some of the stuff I remember in no particular order:

People theorizing Robbie was a zombie

People also theorizing Gompers was connected to Bill because his eyes looked like that

Mystery trio

That time when Dipper got possessed by Bill, he stuck Dipper's arm in a silverware draw and then there was an avalanche of fan art with forks stuck in the poor kid's arm

The fact people guessed Stan had a twin actual years before the reveal, somehow even getting the name Stanley right, and then it turns out the names were swapped (there's so much old fan art calling Ford "Stanley", how could we have known)

All the crossover art with Over the Garden Wall

The fact Tad Strange's name was leaked and people came up with an entirely made up story about who he was, thinking he was some kind of weird shape demon like Bill, only for him to be a small 8 second gag character

When "Not What He Seems" can out and Stan's quote of "The Author of the Journals, my brother" somehow became a meme

When Steven Universe ended and somehow we got a bunch of fan art of him working at the Mystery Shack

That time "A Tale of Two Stans", the Steven Universe episode "Cry for Help" and the FNAF 4 trailer were all released on the same day, July 13, 2015

This:

I know there's other shit I'm forgetting so feel free to add some if you know any

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Rating AAI2 localization names, part 1!

part 2 HERE

Sebastian Debeste --> Eustace Winner

2/10, I hate it. I hate it so much. They named him 'Useless Whiner'. Why are they so damn mean to him??? Only isn't a 0/10 because admittedly he does look & act like a Eustace.

Justine Courtney --> Verity Gavélle

9/10, very pretty! Not as blatantly obvious as the fan-translation name, but still kinda on the nose with the whole gavel thing. Fits her well!

Ray Shields --> Eddie Fender

8/10. Very on the nose, but not in a bad way! I can accept it, it fits him.

Di-Jung Huang --> Di-Jung Wang

10/10! It's pretty much the same which is a plus, and I've gotta give them props for keeping the subtle 'the wrong one' wordplay! I'm completely happy with this.

Ethan Rooke --> Bastian Rook

7/10, not bad. A lot more on the nose, but it sounds kinda cool so it gets a pass from me.

Horace Knightly --> Bronco Knight

5/10. I...I've gotta give them props for still managing a horse joke, but oh my god. Fucking Bronco, really?? It matches his personality, but just...ugh.

Nicole Swift --> Tabby Lloyd

...y'know what, 7.5/10. It's violently on the nose, but I think it's funny so it gets a pass.

EDIT

Simon Keyes --> Simeon Saint

eh....solid 8/10. It doesn't roll off the tongue as well, but I get what they were going for and it does fit him. I'm just autistic and don't like it when a word doesn't sound/feel right, I'm not gonna dock points for that.

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I don't know what I did but I'll do all the good that I can