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(sternenteile) AN ODD FELLOW​:

who is this bandit? who is he.  ❝ that’s not true—— ❞ his voice carries uncertainty, and he’s very self-aware of it. ❝ ——is it? ❞

(✨) ———— ❛❛ Oh, but of course!  They are no good raw mind you, but they can be boiled, fried, sautéed, or even candied to be made much more palatable! ❜❜

❛❛ But you do not strike me as the sort of fellow who would salivate at the very thought of eating every morsel of food put before you.  I’ll tell you...just because you can eat something doesn’t necessarily mean you should, hmhmhmhmhm! ❜❜

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(✨) ———— ❛❛ Now hold on just a moment...if you can eat banana peels fried, and a corndog is normally eaten fried, what stops you from simply frying the whole banana and eating it that way?  In that case, there is nary a thing that separates them! ❜❜

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(mimosmerc) CALZONE​:

➦                                ❛ - you realize you’re made of paper, right ? - ❜

(✨) ———— ❛❛ And you, presumably, of flesh and blood!  What is your point?  Should I be disturbed by the simplicity behind my existence?  The fact that I am edible?  Most things are, even if it’s only once, you know, aha ha ha!  But, if these whimsical new definitions of our beings are to be taken into account, then consider me charmed to be speaking to a calzone. ❜❜

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@mimosmerc​ replied to your post: ❛ - paper is toast, because the substance itself is nontoxic & completely edible. - ❜

(✨) ———— ❛❛ Ah ha ha!  But of course!  And before anyone tries to be wise about it and point out that paper and bread are separated by several key elements, I’ll tell you now flatbreads like tortillas can be made with as little as a bit of flour and water...no different than bread in the slightest! ❜❜

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(✨) ———— ❛❛ Now, here is something none of you could possibly refute.  In fact, it is backed by solid scientific definition.  Peppers and tomatoes are considered fruits...this means salsa is a fruit salad. ❜❜

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𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  or  subjects  (or  reverse).      tw  for  blood,  death  and  physical  violence  mention.

‘  is  it  complete?  ’

‘  who  are  you?  ’

‘  who  is  this?  ’

‘  why  are  you  bleeding?  ’

‘  what  would  i  do  without  you?  ’

‘  do  you  feel  alright?  ’

‘  what’s  your  name?  ’

‘  why  do  you  hate  me?  ’

‘  do  you  want  something  to  eat?  ’

‘  aren’t  you  supposed  to  be  someone  important?  ’

‘  did  you  read  it  yet?  ’

‘  can  you  help  me?  ’

‘  why  do  you  act  so  weirdly?  ’

‘  what  do  i  do  with  someone  like  you?  ’

‘  you  awake?  ’

‘  can’t  you  tell  left  from  right?  ’

‘  how  dare  you?  ’

‘  can  i  have  a  word?  ’

‘  why  didn’t  you  fight  back?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  interupting  me?  ’

‘  why  are  you  here?  ’

‘  what  happened?  ’

‘  haven’t  you  said  enough?  ’

‘  why  are  you  still  ___?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  shut  up  and  be  quiet?  ’

‘  what  did  you  dream  of?  ’

‘  why  are  you  yelling?  ’

‘  how  could  you  say  that?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  why  did  you  turn  out  this  way?  ’

‘  are  you  talking  to  me?  ’

‘  why  won’t  he  date  me?  ’

‘  why  did  you  hit  him?  ’

‘  why  are  you  crying  yourself  to  sleep?  ’ 

‘  are  you  serious?  ’

‘  who  did  this?  ’

‘  will  i  regret  this?  ’

‘  do  you  promise?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  am  i  dead?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  moving?  ’

‘  is  he  looking  at  me?  ’

‘  does  it  hurt?  ’

‘  how  did  that  happen?  ’

‘  what’s  the  weather  for  tomorrow?  ’

‘  are  you  in  love  with  me  yet?  ’

‘  is  it  that  important?  ’

‘  want  some?  ’

‘  was  that  an  accident?  ’

‘  what’s  the  deal  with  you?  ’

‘  who  do  you  think  you  are?  ’

‘  can  i  ask  you  something?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  leave  then?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

‘  is  this  all  you  can  do?  ’

‘  why  is  this  here?  ’

‘  how  did  you  get  in  here?  ’

‘  is  it  freezing  to  you?  ’

‘  what  are  you  making  tdday?  ’

‘  are  you  lost?  ’

‘  has  it  been  that  long?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

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by kaishin

※Translated and reposted with the artist’s permission※

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(✨) ———— ❛❛ Well now, if we are busying ourselves by misconstruing the classical definitions of what food is and isn’t, I might as well pitch in my own bit of chaos. ❜❜

❛❛ A pop-tart is nothing but a desert ravioli and lasagna is nothing more than a savory cake! ❜❜

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(✨) ———— ❛❛ You know, the thing I despise the most is when you say “I hate that song”, and someone just has to pipe in with a, “Well, you have to admit, it’s catchy.”  The plague is catchy, but that doesn’t make it any good now does it? ❜❜  ( CRED. )

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dimentio: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 209. you start with 369 when ur babies but they fuse. wouldnt you want to go back? have that many bones? what if i could help you

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by kaishin

※Translated and reposted with the artist’s permission※

Was asked about more Super Paper Mario a couple months back, and luckily I had completely forgotten about the most recent addition to kaishin’s good good SPM content. So enjoy the rest under the cut!!

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(✨) ———— ADDING THREE NEW VERSES TO THE BLOG.

✨) 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ( historical. )

Before the Dark Prognosticus, before Count Bleck, before he had ever donned that two toned mask...a young scholar embarks on an innocent quest of magical enlightenment, unaware of what dangers lie in feeding his obsessions.  A completely HC based verse that details Dimentio’s history and origins!

✨) 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐲 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 ( game. )

Destruction is at hand!  The prophecy 1,500 years in the making has come to finally pass.  Will all worlds truly be erased?  Or will Mario and the gang prevail against Count Bleck and his henchmen?  Only time will tell!  A verse taking place during the events of Super Paper Mario!

✨) 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 ( independent. )

A dimensional magician.  His origins are shrouded in as much mystery as his face is.  Where did he come from?  What are his goals?  This is a verse that keeps Dimentio’s character relatively unchanged, but separates him from his ties to the Mario universe, good for crossovers or fandomless interactions!

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𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  🍍 🍅 🍏 🍎 🍑 🍒

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🍍  :    how comfortable is my muse in their body?  how do they feel about their height,  weight,  strength,  and body type?  how important is being attractive to them?

In regards to the physical, Dimentio has never bothered himself too much about it.  He’s not the tallest or bulkiest thing out there, but considering it all remains under wraps it isn’t of much concern to him.  If it wasn’t something that was looked down upon, he wouldn’t mind being ‘ugly’ either ( also considering that he wears a mask all the time, it wouldn’t really matter either way. )  Rumor has it he’s quite charming under there, though!  But whether or not that’s the truth, who could say for certain?

🍅  :    how does my muse feel about plastic  /  cosmetic surgeries   &   procedures?  is it something they have done or would do?  do they mind if others do it?

Again, because looks aren’t exactly one of Dimentio’s top concerns ( at least physically, style is something he is very much interested in...and that isn’t to say he doesn’t take care of himself either ) he wouldn’t go so far as to go under the knife for anything.  Whether or not anyone else decides to do it is of little concern to him either.  All in all, he cares so little about the matter he doesn’t even have an opinion on it.

🍏  :    how stable is my muse’s physical health?  do they go for regular or semi-regular checkups by a physician?  do they have any diagnosed illnesses and / or take any medication?  how often do they get sick?

Dimentio is hale and hearty for the most part.  He rarely gets sick, and when he does, it’s usually not enough to slow him down much, not that he would be very inclined to do so even if he was poorly.  In regards to checkups he is well overdue, but someone such as himself is in no position to take advantage of such common services.  He does well enough without them though, having dabbled in medical sciences himself.  He can’t do anything drastic for himself though, but tending to wounds or concocting medicines to cure what ails him is no trouble at all so long as he has the right supplies.

Dimentio does not catch illnesses very often, but can make himself poorly if he gets carried away with any subject of interest, be it studies or experiments or magical practices.  Forgoing sleep and food for his obsessions, the consequences can range from simply being a bit tired and hungry afterwards to nausea and headaches that takes days to recover from, all dependent on just how far he took things during.  Of course, knowing he can simply whisk away these troubles with the waggle of a finger means that he isn’t the best at taking care of himself in those regards anyways.

Other than that, he is not diagnosed with or takes medication for anything.

🍎  :    how stable is my muse’s mental health?  have they been diagnosed with any mental illnesses and  /  or conditions?  do they have any undiagnosed mental illnesses and  /  or conditions?  do they or should they attend therapy?

Stable...enough.  Formally, Dimentio has not been diagnosed with anything specific, but allow any person of study to take a look at his case and a plethora of titles might just go flying.

Dimentio can be prone to manic episodes during which his emotions can run rampant.  They tend towards feelings of euphoria but he can easily switch to intense anger if one is not careful around him.  They are mostly triggered when his research or his goals become the subject of focus internally or externally.  He also displays some symptoms characteristic of a mild form of ADHD.

His actions may lead some to think he is a psychopath, and perhaps it may hold true, but he is very much aware of what he is doing and when it is wrong, the issue is that he simply does not care if such things will bring him closer to his own personal goals.

🍑  :    how meticulously does my muse look after their physical appearance?  do they spend a lot of time on their hair,  makeup,  grooming,  and clothing?  is there a particular reason why they do or don’t?

Because he is usually covered up, Dimentio does not spend too much time on himself, but he does not neglect himself in this regard either.  He ensures his hair isn’t in a wild mess despite it being hidden away anyways, and keeps himself clean both bodily and in regards to his clothes.

Because it is what people see most, his cloak, hat, mask, gloves, etc. are kept in absolute perfect condition.  Such a pristine and decorated appearance gives him the look of a doll come to life, enough that the title pretty boy clown has been floated about in regards to him.  He takes great pride in that, of course.  A true showman is always looking his best after all.

🍒  :    how much does my muse value companionship?  do they constantly keep people around them,  or do they prefer to be alone often?  do they have or desire to have many friends?  do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?

Dimentio enjoys company and attention as much as his showmanly personality makes it seem.  However, he does not desire popularity in the standard sense.  True, having people speak his name with admiration, noting his accomplishments, and being at his beck and call are all things he considers favorable, but the humdrum of having friends, needing to keep in touch, being invited places, going out...all of that seems like a needless waste of time he finds little energy to entertain.

His focus on his studies and goals has made him somewhat of a hermit, something he has adjusted himself to over the many centuries of his life.  After having pushed away any friends he once had and knowing he would do poor to entertain any more, he doesn’t pursue them, nor did he even before he was lost entirely to the madness of his work.

🍇  :    how would my muse describe their childhood?  how much has it impacted the person they are now,  or will become as an adult?  around what age did they or will they start to mature,  and why?  do they wish to go back to their days as a child,  or have they embraced adulthood?

Dimentio’s childhood was a lot more normal than one would probably expect.  His parents supported his curious interests wholeheartedly, and he returned their efforts with efforts of his own.  A gifted child from a stable background.  So where did it all go wrong?  He was never ‘childish’ or ‘rebellious’ in your typical sense as he grew, but he started to become the person he is today sometime prior to his projected graduation from the academy.

tl;dr - The academy is a bit like Hogwarts, or other fantastical places of magical study, built up and supported by the Ancients before their civilization would crumble into the remnants left in Flip and Flopside.

It was the key to unlocking his unyielding desires for discovery and wants to push the boundaries of what was and wasn’t possible with magic to their very brink.  His enlightenment was what cast a dark shadow over his soul and consumed him completely...

He was not unhappy with his life during childhood, nor is he very unhappy with it now.  At times he wishes he could take advantage of the lack of responsibility in childhood, but appreciates the knowledge he has obtained far too much to ever want to revert back to ‘innocence’.

🍐  :    how intelligent is my muse overall?  are they smarter than the average person,  or less than?  are they primarily self-taught,  or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school?  are they more street smart or book smart?

Dimentio, despite all his madness, is one of the most brilliant minds to come out of the academy, and not just because he is one of the few remaining ‘graduates’ left ( he never properly graduated himself, having left the academy prior as his pursuit of knowledge quickly outgrew the means of the institution. )  Most of his learning he did on his own in regards to his special subjects of interest, outpacing his peers academically ever since he was a child.

Dimentio has a good balance of both, but is much more book smart than he is street smart.

🍉  :    which of the four seasons suits my muse best,  and why?

Fall.  Despite being a bit intolerant to the cold, in the west, Fall is the beginning of the academic year.  Campuses are especially magical during that time as leaves fall and decorate the ground.  It’s a point in the year where the weather is tolerable, and when it is not, it is manageable with layers.  Also...Halloween.

🍌  :    is my muse inclined to help others,  or will they only do it when it benefits them,  if at all?  what makes them this way?  has it ever gotten them into trouble,  or inconvenienced them?

Dimentio is no saint, though that probably goes without saying.  His interests come first and foremost.  That isn’t due to any malicious reason, it is simply a part of his nature as a hermit.  He prefers not to get entangled in other people’s business...unless it benefits him of course.  There is hardly a time where such a situation translated into helping someone, though.

Sticking to his own business hasn’t gotten him in any particular trouble yet.  It wasn’t as if anyone expected much from him in regards to being sociable anyways.

🍊  :    does my muse desire romance?  is it something they would actively seek out,  or prefer to happen more  ‘  naturally?  ’  what is their love life like?  do they have any exes or past flings,  or crushes?

At a time he too once thought about the fantasy of ‘love’.  As a member of the Tribe of Ancients, love was once a thing he valued highly.  The thought of being in love was something that put a smile on his face, once upon a time...but those days are long over.

As he is now, love is just another distraction from his ultimate goals.  He never did actively pursue it despite thinking of it positively, so as it never occurred naturally ( what with him having his face in a book rather than speaking with anyone ) once his life became dedicated to his studies it fell to the bottom of the list of important things in his life.

Dimentio has never dated, had crushes, or engaged in romantic activities with anyone.  If he paid any attention to the world around him when he was younger, he would have found he had a few admirers though.

🍓  :    how is my muse typically seen by others?  does it ring true to who they really are?  does their reputation matter to them?

It all depends on who you ask.  Those who know him distantly view him as someone immensely charming and charismatic.  A graceful and doll like appearance, with such attributes echoing in his very mannerisms, laced with secrecy and mystery make him a very enticing character indeed.  However, those who get closer to him would come to know the truth about him.

He is undoubtedly charming, yes, but the closer one gets to him the more and more the uglier side of him begins to show.  Obsessive, manic, manipulative, dangerous...he is a self serving demon of his own making, a doll with puppeteer strings...but they aren’t for him.  Nay, the charming gentleman most view him as is but another illusion of his own design.  There is little happiness to be found at his side, lest you be someone independent who wouldn’t get in his way.

Dimentio does think of his reputation from time to time...what little remains of it anyways.  His emotions and mannerisms are as masked as he is, everything but an act, and his face yet another lie to muddle the truth with.

🥝  :    does my muse have any  ‘  unusual  ’  habits, interests,  and  /  or talents?  do they hide it,  or are they proud of it?

In this day and age: magic.  Proper, true magic, and beyond that, dimensional magic.  He obviously does not hide it and has dedicated decades to perfecting his craft far beyond anything even the most accomplished mages on this earth could ever hope to achieve.

Other than that, in the realm of ‘unusual’ talents ( or things he is unusually good at ):

- Dimentio has impeccable handwriting - He can read books thoroughly at an alarming rate - He can sing very well - He is a very good actor - He can forge signatures and imitate handwriting as well as do impressions that are eerily spot on - Mending clothes - Decorating desserts ( he had a phase... )

And a few other things here and there that he picked up as he shifted to an independent life separated from society.  In regards to habits, his penchant for speaking in similies and laughing ( at times where it may be wholly inappropriate ) are a few to note.

🥭  :    how important to my muse is their hometown,  or where they’re from?  are they proud of it,  or considered a hometown hero?  did they move away,  or do they wish to?

Short and simple: not at all.  Dimentio has detached himself from his old life, from his name, to his face.  Those who knew him exceptionally well, such as the council from the academy to whom he pitched a few of his early ideas to, might have been able to deduce that he was...well, him despite his mask during his exploits with the Dark Prognosticus, but at that point, no one who had known him back then was still alive.

Despite his genius, he was a bit of a nobody within the tribe...just another scholar looking to graduate and make something of themselves.  He had moved away and abandoned everything he knew well before he achieved anything substantial, so even if ancient texts or pictures are dug up, there is no way to link the man he was to who he is now.

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(✨) ———— HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH.  The subtle scent of the aged tome before him eliciting that almost instinctual reaction as he cracked it open, sending fibers &&. dust into the air.

❛❛ ... ❜❜  How often had he found himself here, spending countless hours he ought to be dedicating to other studies chasing history?  The chair beneath him creaked quietly as he settled in it, scanning the handwritten pages for its knowledge.

❛❛ Thinking Tools...what a shame such talents went to waste. ❜❜  He looked up, up at the towering bookcases all around him full of knowledge no one person could ever hope to retain no matter how much they read.  ❛❛ I wouldn’t mind...if I were to die and become a tool for spreading knowledge, I think I would be very happy indeed. ❜❜

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this or that ( muse edition )

coffee or tea

early bird or night owl

chocolate or vanilla

spring or autumn

silver or gold

pop or alternative

freckles or dimples

snakes or sharks

mountains or fields

thunderstorm or lightning

egyptian or greek mythology

ivory or scarlet

flute or lyre

opal or diamond

butterflies or honeybees

macarons or eclairs

typewritten or handwritten

secret garden or secret library

rooftop or balcony

spicy or mild

opera or ballet

london or paris

vincent van gogh or claude monet

denim or leather

potions or spells

ocean or desert

mermaids or sirens

masquerade ball or cocktail party

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