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heres a shitty cartoon about dogs i made in like 4 days when i was still in animation classes years ago. i wanted to call it sons of bitches but they censored me

(the first song was by louie zong, I think the second was like, the soundtrack to a dog's life or something?)

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Going to sound like a white marble statue pfp guy but getting back into the habit of reading serious literature is really detoxing my brain.

Not just in terms of repairing attention span but more a reminder that… yeah, stories don’t need to be perfect moral lessons or escapism encapsulated in a clear hero’s journey or even make the reader feel good?

Contrast this with the disgusting trends in recent publishing (YA and SFF especially) where authors and artists get torn down for ‘not representing their identities correctly’ and the slightest misstep, or people immediately refusing to engage with any books that might contain something on their trigger warning list?

No, it’s perfectly fine to be upset and challenged once in a while. It’s also fine to read something on an advanced reading level that’s not instantly gratifying but makes you experience something new. It’s even fine to- god forbid- read things that aren’t morally correct and then not piss and cry about it using every trending buzzword to grift attention.

God please read something beyond consumerist slop

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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[OCs] My false prophet, my love crowned in blood

My first finished 3D modeling project! Used Zbrush, Substance Painter, Blender + Procreate. Learned a lot!

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Would you hold an angel?

art based on 👼🔥🥺

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don't show your back

(saw a rabbit a while ago with a fresh wound on its back that left its spine exposed, but the rabbit was hopping around acting normal. thought it was kind of wild)

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After the world went silent, the ones still roaming its desolate lands started to change. Among the ashes of yesterday, quiet life flickers.

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Praise the Signal which will not cease! Praise the sacred currents!

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Putting on a good face

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got pulled into HR today because i "can't tell people of my hydra powers" and "hydra powers aren't a thing."

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my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

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oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

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Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍

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just be a silly goose with me already you fucking coward

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Yeah, Governor, in America they kill people from behind a desk in a nice suit and get a massive payday for it.

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such power by Vi@salty_vi