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thanos with the fortnite infinity gauntlet

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has gordon freeman been a tumblr sexyman yet?

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I just had the thought that... it's incredibly unlikely for two time travelers to meet each other, the most likely thing to happen is one meets the other while the other is familiar with them.

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Anybody else get high and occasionally mistake your fan turning on for an earthquake?

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You know, i have come to the conclusion, on MULTIPLE occasions, that i am a horrible person.

I will see one person make a stupid decision on a fictional tv show, like some random civilian running straight into a terrorists arms in a crime show, and think;

"man, i really hope you die, the police fail to stop the terrorist, and instead of going into the afterlife you get to see the horrible outcome of your stupid decisions that led up to this point including but not limited to your family crying, a police officer ending up hospitalized and whatever the terrorist was trying to do coming to fruition."

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How many G's are in the universal greeting from transformers?

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shit. you got me.

Reblog if you're not British

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I wonder how many transphobes have utterly embarrassed themselves by saying the "You'll never be [gender]" thing just to find out the person they're trying to offend is cis and just put pronouns in their bio.

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I like the "Americans will measure in ANYTHING BUT the metric system!" with a news article attached like "Hole opens in man's bag yard about the size of one refrigerator!" like... yeah, that's about the size of the hole. Doubt he's really bothered about grabbing his tape measure to find it's dimensions.

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I can imagine another world looking in on ours going "What the fuck is wrong with them? This one's been watching recently posted tutorial videos for a game released 13 years ago!" and i feel ashamed.

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Instead of saying "Man up!" we should normalize saying "Steele your resolve!"

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Lasagna Sheet.

fuck tumblr. I'm going to slowly make a sandwich.

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Lasagna Sheet.

fuck tumblr. I'm going to slowly make a sandwich.

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Lasagna Sheet.

fuck tumblr. I'm going to slowly make a sandwich.

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Lasagna Sheet.

fuck tumblr. I'm going to slowly make a sandwich.

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Lasagna Sheet.

fuck tumblr. I'm going to slowly make a sandwich.

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Bread.

fuck tumblr. I'm going to slowly make a sandwich.