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good lord

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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i think the best pitch for 17776 is “trust me” i think people should go in not knowing what kinds of entities are communicating in the calender portion

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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“chained together” risograph

edition of 25 available in my shop now ⛓️

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I tried to make an unlegendary ho-oh but this is actually very strong and intimidating.

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Last time I drove through the Rockies in November we had a wind warning in Wyoming of about 50 mph wind gusts, so lightweight, high-profile vehicles had to stay off the highway. I was chugging along on the last leg of my drive before I stopped for the night when I started getting battered to hell by gusts just after dark and I was like these are NOT 50 mph anymore. I knew I needed to pull off but the last gas station was like 40 miles behind me with no way to turn back whatsoever so I kept going, looking for any pulloff. An interstate sign said gusts were 90 mph now and the highway was closed. I finally found an exit to a dirt road onto some ranch. Definitely not ideal or safe to be on someone's random ranch, but I assumed they'd had it happen before. I parked my car in a ditch and the wind rocked my shit all night but honestly it was super cozy like a cradle!! I always have food & water & good camping gear so I just snoozed til sunlight & when I woke up, a bunch of other people were parked around me. I got out and saw this storm on the horizon

I said nah, I'm headed back the way I came for the night. I started moving and everyone else got up and followed me and I ended up the unofficial leader of a caravan on dirt & mud roads for nearly two hours. I saw a several herds of pronghorn, which was super cool. Finally made it to a tiny town just as it started to snow, with a single motel and I got a room and as the lady handed me the key she very sternly said, "NO cleaning fish allowed in the rooms. the scales do NOT come out." Which was a very Wyoming rule to have to set verbally to guests.

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~14"× 10"

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WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ICON IS EMBROIDERED I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE DEFAULT

lmao make sure you check out my tag for that ;)

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From Stellar Neighborhood on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/StellarNeighborhood

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Confluence is an expansive tabletop roleplaying game of in-world artifacts and Atlases, built upon a world and a system that grows and changes as you explore. Please check out @publishinggoblin's Backerkit campaign—this is going to be beautiful!

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mysteries 🌜 happy autumn equinox!

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Criss Canning (Australian, 1947), After the Fires – Pomonal, 2024. Oil on board, 90 x 70 cm.

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A holy blade seals an ancient power to the murk of the swamp.

Me, a curious little rat: I sure hope nothing silly happens :)

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clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine

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red tailed hawk coyote/california condor mountain lion