uglydisgustingnfilthy

[uglydisgustingnfilthy]

bro... im otp with my friends (calling them iris and fiona) and we were literally joking and iris called fiona's friends "dumb, dumb, and stupider" and iris got mad (though they, her and her three friends, call us and them worse) and was like "you called my man dumb" and iris was like joking and was like "okay but how do you know he's not stupider" and i brought up how he literally called her a slur and she got upset at US??? she said she was gonna hang up and block us and all i could say was "okay you might as well do it then" like you're defending this man with your life and choosing him over us EVERY DAY, yet he treated you bad and called you a whole slur... oh okay.

[uglydisgustingnfilthy]

duo irked me so bad with that!! Like I can say my elephant is tall in german but don’t know the alphabet or how to properly form sentences?? 😭

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LITERALLYYYY like how is this useful in any way like that's why i barely remember much from the languages i tried to learn cause it was just random words and sentences and i think only a few languages had the audio learning and conversation activites stuff

[uglydisgustingnfilthy]

a stalker would solve all my problems

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LMAOAO INCASE I EVER NEED TO ASK SOMEONE? Besides that I do know conversational basics and curse words!! Do you remember anything in russian?

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BARELY!! the only thing i remember was "ты" which was to say "you" i think...? like the main thing i hated with duo was how it didn't really go much into detail about sentence structure or alphabet (besides some languages like korean)

[uglydisgustingnfilthy]

Originally I used duolingo but after the whole “we’re firing everyone for ai” thing I switched to airlearn, but it was kinda lame so now I js kinda use concept clues and figure out sentences as I go LMAO

for example I can say lass mich deine zehen lecken, but like that’d never be needed in a conversation LMAO. And I’m also not 100% sure if that’s grammatically correct 😭

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BRO after that whole ai debacle i deleted it so fast but was kinda sad cause i had my streak going in russian and i just never picked up another app + WHY IS THAT THE SENTENCE YOU KNOW LMAOOO

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Not bad either. Love seeing your posts at the end of my day. 🧟

TEEHEE <33 im so glad!!! i love when you come back and send me asks!!

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i was talking to two of my other friends about what my friend said to me about my ex bf (i hate having to say friend a bunch so ima call them spirit and lucky)! after i explained it spirit was like "idk why she's basing you around her feelings for her ex (cause she likes her ex again and they're basically dating)" and lucky was like "she's like pressuring you into a relationship you don't wanna be in and as soon as you end it cause you don't wanna be in it, it'll somehow be your fault," and i was like you guys are so right... and then not even a minute later they told me his d size (never got close to intercourse cause i get scared) and lucky was like "just wait till she hits ovulation" LIKE WTH GUYS #1. why are you exposing me... 💔 and #2. im not a $2 whore... I HAVE DECORUM 😭

[uglydisgustingnfilthy]

Hallooo!! How U doing today? 🧟🧟

HIIII MY DARLING ZOMBIE!!!! i'm doing well, today was actually pretty fun! how about you?

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I swear I typed a response and forgot to send it 😭 that’s super real though I started spanish and literally just.. forgot to keep practicing it LMAO. Right now I’m learning german though :3

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REALL like i lowkey did the same with spanish and forgot it too... BUT it's okay! what are you using to learn german??

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I like ur new intro :3!! also this 🪡 for ur ask game ^_^

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THANK YOU MY HEART !!! and i'll let you crawl inside and live with my guts if you asked nicely <33

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LMAO when I’m home alone I do “sweeps” of the house so maybe I should start doing that with food as well 😭 anyways I meant to ask this earlier but my pasta debacle distracted me, do you know any other languages? :3

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SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE I COMEPLETELY KNOCK OUT but unfortunately i dont 😭 i have tried to learn different ones multiple times but i either got too busy and stopped it, lost interest, or forgot </3 what about you?

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lilac is based!! mushrooms on pizza are so good BUT after finishing the pasta my stomach hurts a little. I’ve been experiencing food horror stories lately first a few weeks ago I tried making scrambled eggs and the egg was ROTTEN and then when I was cooking I was GOING to use creamer instead of milk but the creamer was literally like chunky goop. 🥀

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OKAY NOW IM JUST STARTING TO THINK YOU JUST HAVE TERRIBLE LUCK WITH FOOD 😭 i say you do a food inspection and check everything JUST IN CASE!!!

[uglydisgustingnfilthy]

IM PICKY TOO but I like mushrooms on pizza so I thought maybe it’d taste good in pasta form! I’m kinda nervous though bc not only did the mushrooms look dirty, idk if the milk I used was bad >m< it tastes.. fine? kinda disappointing for all the stress work but it is good!!

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lilac likes them on pizza too so now im genuinely curious how you guys are tasting them... BUT if it taste good then the milk couldn't have been THAT bad if it was at all and food is food ( ´﹀` )

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In regards of a post of yours I just saw (about mushrooms) I only like mushrooms on pizza or when they're fried because normally the slimy texture grosses me out (；′⌒`). They taste amazing fried though :3

SEE now i wish i tasted what you guys are like i'm getting taste bud envy 💔 /j

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like a mushroom tomato kind of thing but I learned I’m kind of scared of mushrooms so theres like barely any in there LMAO. I hate how dirty they look, it stresses me out 😭

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THATS SO REAL they lowkey make me anxious and sometimes i just be like "what if someone fucked up the mushrooms and accidentally put the poisoned/psychedelic mushrooms and im gonna start tweaking in 5 minutes..." + im a picky eater so i just don't like them in general (╥﹏╥)

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omg my friend called me to show me photos of my ex bf because he was over her house (NOT IN THAT WAY SHES JUST HIS RIDE) and was like "lowkey he looks fine as hell" and i was thinking like "she has some ulterior motive..." AND THEN had the nerve to say "you guys should get back together so we can have a double date, then if (our other friend) and (the friend's ex) get back together we can have a triple date!" then saying how her and him were talking about it too and all i could do was be like, "no... i'm cool off of that. i have like ZERO feelings for him." and she was like "okay... but what if he flirts with you so you can catch feelings?" like NO!!! sure he may have matured but i don't see him like that at all and he has to try REALLY hard for that to happen!!! 😭

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HI SORRY LMAO I had this plan to make pasta then ended up scrolling on my phone for however long that was. Anyways he/him is fine :) AND IM GLAD YOU THINK IM SWEET!! WOOHOO!!

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OOOO what kinda pasta are you were you gonna make??