uglybabyjesus
uglybabyjesus
ugly baby jesus’s currently most devout follower
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a blog for this unhinged idea I had at 3am cause why only cause psychic damage to my irl friends when I can also inflict it on the internet as well
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uglybabyjesus · 19 days ago
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DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION
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uglybabyjesus · 29 days ago
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nem tudom, hogy ez mennyire niche, de mindenki, aki valaha néptáncolt általánosban, tudja, hogy minden csoportban sokkal több a lány, ezért az összes koreóban van legalább 2-3 lány-lány pár. ezzel csak azt akarom mondani, hogy az igazi veszélyt nem a nemváltó óvodások jelentik, hanem a leszbikus néptáncosok, és ezt mindenképpen a hazafiak tudtára kell adnunk!
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uglybabyjesus · 29 days ago
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if it doesn’t feel like this when you discuss media with your friend then you’re not doing it right
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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⭐️🌟🌗Moonlight makes a shadow🌗🌟⭐️
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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my blog truly reflects my life.. inconsistent.. disorganised… annoying
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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Always yearning, never the yearned.
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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personally I will never consider someone who orgasmed to an image of his unborn baby a “top tier book boyfriend” but maybe that’s just me.
I get that sjm wanted to show that he was happy about the next stage of his life, but jesus write something else. literally anything else.
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured
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uglybabyjesus · 2 months ago
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Retable of the Virgin of Montserrat by Bartolome Bermejo, 1485.
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uglybabyjesus · 3 months ago
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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uglybabyjesus · 3 months ago
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My princess with a disorder🥹
Also heres the full list of maladies by popular request
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uglybabyjesus · 3 months ago
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Idleness by John William Godward, 1900.
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uglybabyjesus · 3 months ago
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So a while back I won a cheap eBay auction listing for a collection of love letters from the first world war.
They arrived today, and…the listing was WAY more than I expected for the price I won it for. There’s over 100, and they’re not just from WWI, but from 1906 (earliest I’ve found so far) through to 1915.
Charlie writes to his girlfriend, Gertrude. This is the most beautiful, lovesick stuff I’ve ever read. He sends her so many letters, sometimes twice a day, and lots of poems. He seems to have been an artist, as he talks a lot about small exhibitions of his stuff, and included a flyer for one. He also talks about how her parents don’t approve of them and how he’s desperately awaiting the day they’ll be married.
I haven’t found the latest of the letters, but the fact it’s up until 1915 and then stops…doesn’t give me hope for a happy ending.
This man continuously refers to his precious beloved Gertie as his queen and goddess, and whilst most of it is sickly sweet, there’s some raunchy stuff too, with him talking about how he can’t wait until they have a little house together and can ‘please each other all day’…
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There’s. So many.
I’m going to put them in order by date, read them through, and then maybe even transcribe them so we can find out a bit about Charlie and Gertie’s love story.
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uglybabyjesus · 3 months ago
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i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse
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uglybabyjesus · 3 months ago
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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
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