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@ragncrck

me: i hate when marvel brings characters back from the dead

me also: y’all better drag loki’s sorry ass back from hel or ELSE

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i was talking to a coworker about our infinity war predictions yesterday and a lady from another department came in and said “sweetie, girls aren’t supposed to like superheroes” and i almost flipped my entire desk

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update i got the x and it only backed up to 2016 i’m gonna

question for y’all is the iphone x worth it?????

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question for y’all is the iphone x worth it?????

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he looks SO GOOD

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“… Seis de la mañana, sé que tienes ganas. Pero me lo mama. Me lo mantiene contento. En su mente siempre hay malos pensamientos. Con un beso siempre me roba el aliento, ella es peligrosa. En San Valentín pide latigo en vez de rosas. Ella es otra cosa, sabe que es virtuosa. No soy fotógrafo pero en mi cama ahora posa… “…Six in the morning, I know you feel like. But I breast it. It keeps me happy. There are always bad thoughts in your mind. With a kiss he always steals my breath, she is dangerous. On Valentine’s Day ask for whip instead of roses. She is something else, she knows she is virtuous. I’m not a photographer but in my bed now she poses…“                                                   Maluma - GPS ft. French Montana — ✘ (The Film).

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if you dislike both barzelona and real modrid WELCOME to atletico de madrid. ur a colchonero now. i don’t make the rules

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it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

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When UEFA tells me they’re not Real Madrid hoes.

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Chiellini did the money gesture, and then said “You pay?”

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The squad tries to fix Tolisso’s shoelace

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god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

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i came on here after 45 years to say paulo is a lil bitch

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im strugglin laid ease !

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Shaved but not forgotten. 😂😂😂

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Listen to Lin-Manuel Miranda and Ben Platt Perform a Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen Mashup