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Hey tumblr! It's been a while! Almost 2 years exactly! That's wild! I hadn't meant to go away for so long but honestly a social media sort-of-break was nice.

I wish I could say a lot of exciting things have happened in my life [some have?] and have this big long post for it all, but-! I still have a lot of work to do to get to where I will feel at least some-what-more-comfortable with existence. I'm feeling overwhelmed :']

I may be slow to get back into the swing of Tumblr and posting anything, so I may just be reblogging a lot for a while [isn't that what I've always done anyway lmao]

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Also -- Where's Ema!!! Where's Ema Capcom!! Maya gets a nice dress with a leg slit, where is that for Ema!!

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Okay but Im loving this

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This is what it feels like any time I'm talking about AA now and I'm so sorry, I don't know how it got to be this way, I really wish it wasnt and I really am even tired of myself lmao

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It's so nice that DGS was translated but the flip side of that is now the larger AA fandom can sink it's claws into it and That Not Fun, that doesn't make it worth it lmao

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I meant to post this the first day of summer but here is my summer 2021 playlist!! Also I will make an update post soon, I know I haven't been posting but I have still been around/lurking lol

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you still into hobopollo, if so, what do you think are the weirdest/most porn worthy situations you would think they would get into (it's been years catch me in the hobopollo tag once im done)

Hi there! I am still into it -- unless something very drastic happens I think I'll be into it...forever, at this point.

I haven't been as good about posting about it [or much else, really] for the past few years, I know! I feel bad. I am still working on fic, playlist, hc's, crafts, etc etc for it!

But about your ask, hmmmm....

Individually, Phoenix and Apollo are just a magnet for weird situations. And I think in a platonic and romantic sense then them together just makes it all the more probable lmao

Love a good "we're dating but everyone keep confusing us for being father-son/brothers" scenario. LOVE a good reverse of that where someone confuses them for a romantic couple when they're not and then they're left wondering what they're doing to give off that vibe 👀

I think they fall very well into that "we work well together and are basically acting like domestic partners anyway" area of scenarios, if that makes sense? So like getting married for tax/convenient reasons and then deciding to try dating.

NSFW ideas, ooooooooo~ idk how explicit I wanna get but...

It's stereotypical but it's not AA if there's not a little quickie in a closet at the courthouse, or a little romp in an unused courtroom ohohoh~~

Keeping pda and their relationship on the down-low while during work but they can't help having a little...extra long meeting in Phoenix's office. 👀👀 I'm a big fan of them having a "secret relationship" for a while and needing to sneak around to do anything. I'm also a big fan of them starting as fwb and then that turning into a relationship.

I can't think of exact situations rn, but I can think of kinks? I think Apollo would like shibari, impact play, and he'd have a bit of a praise kink? Not very original I know. I think Phoenix would like impact play too. ;] Aa4 Phoenix gives me some humiliation kink vibes, but by DD idk he'd still be into it. Ive been thinking about lawyers in harnesses a lot recently and it's not exactly an answer for this but I just need to get it out. Maybe I'll cosplay it lmao

You know when you're really into something and then someone asks you about it and your mind goes blank? That's how I feel rn!! Ah! I'm not sure this is a satisfying answer to your ask and I'm sorry!! 8];; I was just excited to get an ask and so it took me a few days longer to respond, so sorry about that too!

This was really nice anon! I can't remember the last time I got an anon ask about...anything! Let alone someone ask about my thoughts on these silly lawyers.

If you wanna talk about them more [or other AA ships/charas/ideas, or other non lawyer stuff lol] then feel free to ask more on anon or off! Not just ask -- if you wanna tell me your thoughts on anything with them, my inbox&submissions&IM is open! I know it's never been a popular ship, and esp in recent years it's gotten a lot more vitriol, so I understand wanting to stay on anon!

Thanks again! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

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Twitter users like 'bean dad' this, 'eating free restaurant bread is tacky' that

Based tumblr users are like 'ah yes today is the day hersey chocolate bar blog is gonna hunt a poor little blogger for sport'

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shoutout to whatever ren's face got going on here, that's gotta be one of my favorite genders

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I NEED people to understand that condoms aren’t free because “MEN like to FUCK lol,” they’re free because thirteen thousand people die from AIDS every year in the US alone.

Stop framing free menstrual products as more essential than free condoms. They should BOTH be free.

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this is super interesting!! if anyone does this or have done this, share it with us!

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Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

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Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

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y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

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