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[uchihamadxra]

ooh, so now you're looking for a wife. is it loneliness or you just realized that you are nonindependent like a child and can't cook for yourself?)

Never said I am looking for a wife. The day I found a woman worthy I have no qualms whatsoever in hunting her down & approaching her & bugging her to be bethrothed to me.

You just think you cracked a funny, don’t you? The only time I cook is when I am in battle.

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😂 see I knew

What have you learnt till now, though?

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Yea but I am planning on becoming a chef wich means shifts from 9:00-14:00 then 17:00-21:30 and that’s not even factoring in possible catering stuff… So yeah I would be a pretty absent wife…

That is a disgrace you are not suited to be a wife. Get out.

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What? How did you jump from culinary classes to being a good wife? Old man is everything ok in your head right now?

Eh, good culinary skills = good in the kitchen = good wife.

[uchihamadxra]

I have a question Madara

I don’t know if you know who he is but do you think you could win a fight against the demon king Muzan Kibutsuji? This is Muzan

And in case you weren’t aware, he’s a demon. He was exploded at point blank range and regenerated, normal weapons can’t kill him, and this is his final form

His only weakness is sunlight. Do you think you could survive an entire night fighting against him until sunrise? I am genuinely curious

Ah, yes I would win. Undoubtedly. Perseverance is my middle name if you think about it. I do respect his powers though, took the entire Hashira group to defeat him. That Tanjiro boy had to even become a demon. Still, I will be able to defeat Muzan, or at least, drag the entire battle & not let him flee until sunrise. Imagine if he had consumed Nezuko however, even sunlight would have been no issue for him. Then, I admit it would have been difficult.

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Do not hide Obito, let’s get this WORM!!! THIS PATHETIC MOUTHY WORM!!!!

MADARA SAMA TOBI CAN CLOWN MORE THAN ANY CLOWN AND MORE THAN HASHIRAMA IF YOU WANT A REAL CLOWN TOBI CAN BE A BAD BOI.

Obito, stop this Tobi nonsense. Why are there so many Uchihas crawling like maggots? You said you annihilated all the ungrateful vermins off the ends of the earth? What’s with that feminine looking disgrace on the clan and the 240p Izuna?

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Fine. Then we will reign hell upon Konoha together. Speaking of this Itachi, let’s kill him.

MADARA SAMA TOBI CAN CLOWN MORE THAN ANY CLOWN AND MORE THAN HASHIRAMA IF YOU WANT A REAL CLOWN TOBI CAN BE A BAD BOI.

Obito, stop this Tobi nonsense. Why are there so many Uchihas crawling like maggots? You said you annihilated all the ungrateful vermins off the ends of the earth? What’s with that feminine looking disgrace on the clan and the 240p Izuna?

[uchihamadxra]

What’s to say this Sasuke’s intentions are aligned with us and he wouldn’t go astray?

MADARA SAMA TOBI CAN CLOWN MORE THAN ANY CLOWN AND MORE THAN HASHIRAMA IF YOU WANT A REAL CLOWN TOBI CAN BE A BAD BOI.

Obito, stop this Tobi nonsense. Why are there so many Uchihas crawling like maggots? You said you annihilated all the ungrateful vermins off the ends of the earth? What’s with that feminine looking disgrace on the clan and the 240p Izuna?

[uchihamadxra]

MADARA SAMA TOBI CAN CLOWN MORE THAN ANY CLOWN AND MORE THAN HASHIRAMA IF YOU WANT A REAL CLOWN TOBI CAN BE A BAD BOI.

Obito, stop this Tobi nonsense. Why are there so many Uchihas crawling like maggots? You said you annihilated all the ungrateful vermins off the ends of the earth? What’s with that feminine looking disgrace on the clan and the 240p Izuna?

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Keep making theories. Nothing can stop me. Ever.

Also how heartbroken were you when Jiraiya died, since no more icha icha

very heartbroken. 💔 sasuke. but ahem- not just because of icha icha — jiraiya was a good person. he was like a father to naruto…. and…. icha icha and icha icha…

[uchihamadxra]

But the narrative is in my favor. Whether you name it luck, or just Madara’s sheer resolve to bend the universe to his will, your take.

Also how heartbroken were you when Jiraiya died, since no more icha icha

very heartbroken. 💔 sasuke. but ahem- not just because of icha icha — jiraiya was a good person. he was like a father to naruto…. and…. icha icha and icha icha…

[uchihamadxra]

HAHAHAHA what is this? Two weaklings caressing each other’s bruised bottoms?

Also how heartbroken were you when Jiraiya died, since no more icha icha

very heartbroken. 💔 sasuke. but ahem- not just because of icha icha — jiraiya was a good person. he was like a father to naruto…. and…. icha icha and icha icha…

[uchihamadxra]

Boy I almost confused you for a woman what’s with those lashes.

Also how heartbroken were you when Jiraiya died, since no more icha icha

very heartbroken. 💔 sasuke. but ahem- not just because of icha icha — jiraiya was a good person. he was like a father to naruto…. and…. icha icha and icha icha…

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You’re a little too serious for my type. I like a clown companion. Hashirama was one.

Also how heartbroken were you when Jiraiya died, since no more icha icha

very heartbroken. 💔 sasuke. but ahem- not just because of icha icha — jiraiya was a good person. he was like a father to naruto…. and…. icha icha and icha icha…

[uchihamadxra]

Oh please, don’t insult me by saying that eye was mine. This silver haired Ninja can’t measure up to the strength of keeping my eye in the first place. That eye is Obito’s. Silly brat loves to do charity. Tsk. How pitiful.

Also how heartbroken were you when Jiraiya died, since no more icha icha

very heartbroken. 💔 sasuke. but ahem- not just because of icha icha — jiraiya was a good person. he was like a father to naruto…. and…. icha icha and icha icha…

[uchihamadxra]

Eh honestly what did I expect. Just asking because I’m currently in my 3 Month of culinary classes

You’d make a good wife.

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What’s your body type for a woman to have

Boobs. Ass. Assets. What else is there honestly? I doubt women have a brain because if they do, why do they keep up with lesser men? Why are they in a relationship with them?