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(Quote above found on Tumblr! I unfortunately can’t remember the username of the person.)

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George: *literally models Arya, one of his favourite female characters, after the feminists he knew back in the 70s*

Some weirdo on reddit: "Here's how Arya is a 'nOt LiKe tHe oThEr gIrLs' type of character who DESPISES women and ALL GIRLY THINGS! *talks about the show Arya while mentioning book Arya*"

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Jon of House Snark™️

"It's no freak," Jon said calmly. "That's a direwolf. They grow larger than the other kind." Theon Greyjoy said, "There's not been a direwolf sighted south of the Wall in two hundred years."

"I see one now," Jon replied. (Bran I, AGoT)

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"This is no toy," he told her. "Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with." "Girls don't shave," Arya said. "Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?" (Jon II, AGoT)

Tyrion sagged back to the ground with a grunt. "Don't help me, then. I'll sit right here until you leave." Jon Snow stroked Ghost's thick white fur, smiling now. "Ask me nicely."

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"Why did he attack me?" Tyrion asked with a sidelong glance at the direwolf. He wiped blood and dirt from his mouth with the back of his hand. "Maybe he thought you were a grumkin." (Tyrion II, AGoT)

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"You broke my wrist, bastard boy." Jon lifted his eyes at the sullen voice. Grenn loomed over him, thick of neck and red of face, with three of his friends behind him. He knew Todder, a short ugly boy with an unpleasant voice. The recruits all called him Toad. The other two were the ones Yoren had brought north with them, Jon remembered, rapers taken down in the Fingers. He'd forgotten their names. He hardly ever spoke to them, if he could help it. They were brutes and bullies, without a thimble of honor between them. Jon stood up. "I'll break the other one for you if you ask nicely."

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"You make us look bad," complained Toad.

"You looked bad before I ever met you," Jon told him.

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Alliser Thorne overheard him. "Lord Snow wants to take my place now." He sneered. "I'd have an easier time teaching a wolf to juggle than you will training this aurochs." "I'll take that wager, Ser Alliser," Jon said. "I'd love to see Ghost juggle." (Jon III, AGoT)

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Slynt slammed a fist on the table. "I heard you! Ser Alliser had your measure true enough, it seems. You lie through your bastard's teeth. Well, I will not suffer it. I will not! You might have fooled this crippled blacksmith, but not Janos Slynt! Oh, no. Janos Slynt does not swallow lies so easily. Did you think my skull was stuffed with cabbage?" "I don't know what your skull is stuffed with. My lord." (Jon IX, ASoS)

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Thorne was much the more clever of the two, Jon realized; this had his stink all over it. He was trapped. "I'll go," he said in a clipped, curt voice. "M'lord," Janos Slynt reminded him. "You'll address me—" "I'll go, my lord. But you are making a mistake, my lord. You are sending the wrong man, my lord. Just the sight of me is going to anger Mance. My lord would have a better chance of reaching terms if he sent—" (Jon X, ASoS)

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"Words. Words are wind. Why do you think I abandoned Dragonstone and sailed to the Wall, Lord Snow?" "I am no lord, sire. You came because we sent for you, I hope. Though I could not say why you took so long about it."

Surprisingly, Stannis smiled at that. (Jon XI, ASoS)

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"What are you doing here, bastard?" Thorne asked. "Bathing. But don't let me spoil your plotting." Jon climbed from the water, dried, dressed, and left them to conspire. (Jon XII, ASoS)

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"Close the door, Sam." Faint scars still marked Jon's cheek, where an eagle had once tried to rip his eye out. "Did that wretch break the skin?" Sam eased the books down and peeled off his glove. "He did." He felt faint. "I'm bleeding." "We all shed our blood for the Watch. Wear thicker gloves." Jon shoved a chair toward him with a foot. (Samwell I, AFfC)

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The red woman walked beside Jon down the steps. "His Grace is growing fond of you."

"I can tell. He only threatened to behead me twice." (Jon I, ADwD)

Alys Karstark leaned close to Jon. "Snow during a wedding means a cold marriage. My lady mother always said so." He glanced at Queen Selyse. There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed. (Jon X, ADwD)

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This is wrong, Jon thought. "Stop."

Emmett turned back, frowning. "My lord?"

"I will not hang him," said Jon. "Bring him here."

"Oh, Seven save us," he heard Bowen Marsh cry out.

The smile that Lord Janos Slynt smiled then had all the sweetness of rancid butter. Until Jon said, "Edd, fetch me a block," and unsheathed Longclaw. (Jon II, ADwD)

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"You say these boys will serve as squires. Surely the lord commander does not mean they will be trained at arms?" Jon's anger flared. "No, my lord, I mean to set them to sewing lacy smallclothes." (Jon XI, ADwD)

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All your questions shall be answered. Look to the skies, Lord Snow. And when you have your answers, send to me. Winter is almost upon us now. I am your only hope." "A fool's hope." Jon turned and left her.

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"Dark wings, dark words," muttered Tormund. "Isn't that what you kneelers say?" "We say, Bleed a cold but feast a fever too," Jon told him. "We say, Never drink with Dornishmen when the moon is full. We say a lot of things." (Jon XIII, ADwD)

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Jon is so love by his siblings 😍💕

A reminder that Robb was willing to exchange a hundred men to excuse Jon from his service at the Wall to make him his successor.

A reminder that Bran suggested having a bastard rule Lady Hornwood's lands because he thought of Jon.

A reminder that both Robb and Bran wanted to go on an adventure to the Wall and show up just to greet him.

A reminder that Arya thinks of him constantly, and that Needle is the tether that keeps her from becoming No One.

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jon snow ˖⋆࿐໋ lord commander of the night’s watch

“There's no shame in fear, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.”

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RIP in pieces book!Jon Snow you would have fucking hated the asoiaf fandom

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What is your Favorite Jon Snow Moment?

"The Wall will stop them," Jon heard himself say. He turned and said it again, louder. "The Wall will stop them. The Wall defends itself." Hollow words, but he needed to say them, almost as much as his brothers needed to hear them. "Mance wants to unman us with his numbers. Does he think we're stupid?" He was shouting now, his leg forgotten, and every man was listening. "The chariots, the horsemen, all those fools on foot...what are they going to do to us up here? Any of you ever see a mammoth climb a wall?" He laughed, and Pyp and Owen and half a dozen more laughed with him. "They're nothing, they're less use than our straw brothers here, they can't reach us, they can't hurt us, and they don't frighten us, do they?"

"NO!" Grenn shouted.

"They're down there and we're up here," Jon said, "and so long as we hold the gate they cannot pass. They cannot pass!" They were all shouting then, roaring his own words back at him, waving swords and longbows in the air as their cheeks flushed red. Jon saw Kegs standing there with a warhorn slung beneath his arm. "Brother," he told him, "sound for battle." (Jon VIII, ASoS)

Still upset that they didn't let Jon have this kind of moment in the show. Instead they gave it to...Alliser...

He laughed, and Pyp and Owen and half a dozen more laughed with him.

I really wanna talk about this part for a bit. I believe it also has significance here, because:

[Joffrey] laughed...and when the king laughs, the court laughs with him. (Sansa IV, ASoS)

:)

My second one is this:

"The lord commander must pardon my bluntness, but I have no softer way to say this. What you propose is nothing less than treason. For eight thousand years the men of the Night's Watch have stood upon the Wall and fought these wildlings. Now you mean to let them pass, to shelter them in our castles, to feed them and clothe them and teach them how to fight. Lord Snow, must I remind you? You swore an oath."

"I know what I swore." Jon said the words. "I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. Were those the same words you said when you took your vows?"

"They were. As the lord commander knows."

"Are you certain that I have not forgotten some? The ones about the king and his laws, and how we must defend every foot of his land and cling to each ruined castle? How does that part go?" Jon waited for an answer. None came. "I am the shield that guards the realms of men. Those are the words. So tell me, my lord—what are these wildlings, if not men?"

Bowen Marsh opened his mouth. No words came out. A flush crept up his neck. (Jon XI, ADwD)

Jon has this way about him that really gets people to listen. They may not agree, but they listen, and he gets his points across succinctly.

I like a lot of Jon moments, but those two are certainly my favourites. I like who he is as a character. He's such an internal one, so much of what we know about him is because we have his POV, and I enjoy that. He's snarky, he's stubborn, he's fierce, he's an enigma. Pragmatic, straightforward, brave. (and abnormally strong but that's neither here nor there lol)

He's written incredibly well. Certainly my favourite overall in the series.

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Imagine reading the whole 5 books and then writing that the author 'didn't know what to do with arya anymore' about the female character with the most POV chapters in the books (Third highest POV chapters after Tyrion and Jon Snow) and the only POV character to have a chapter in every book. Imagine saying that...

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I'm watching TWD s10

And Negan just killed Alpha!!!! That's just why it became one of my favorites this season.

I hated Alpha!! Thank u Negan!!

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I think the worst thing about the disaster that was the second season of House of the Dragon is that it was so disappointing that it took away the inspiration for fanfic writers. That is unforgivable

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I need friends who have watched TWD, I don't have anyone to vent to! what a martyrdom 10x9 was one suffering after another; 1st Carol being... Carol

And then THAT NEGAN AND ALPHA SCENE!!! 💀 what the hell was that?!!!

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How the hell does Carol get the idea that it's a great idea to detonate explosives in the unstable cave where she and many of her friends were? Is the woman really that stupid? How selfish of her, she was willing to put others at risk just to continue her personal vendetta. What a bad friend Carol Peletier turned out to be

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I can't stand Carol Peletier

I'm watching episode 9 of S10 of TWD. So far I'm not impressed, Carol has me fed up. The woman acts worse and worse, she was one of my favorites and now I'm starting to hate her!!!

Magna had a mouth full of reason when she confronted her about what she did.

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It's pretty funny for me when someone call me racist when I say I don't care about Laena, Laenor or the House Velaryon in general, when years ago I have been reading fanfics (cause it's already existed) where Daemon and Rhaenyra get married since the beginning and the show didn't even exist.

Daemon and Rhaenyra were the center of Dance of the Dragon and that's what mattered to me. House Velaryon was never that important (at least not like everyone thinks), they were just an obstacle between Daemon and Rhaenyra. Nothing else.

I know it's hard to understand, but exclusive Daemyra fans already existed before HOTD.

And in all that time I truly never care about Velaryon

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How the hell I could not shipp Donnie? LOOK AT THEM!! The way Daryl look at her 😍 that man didn't know what to do with his feelings

It’s not like that. No? Not at all. Why not?

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They are sooo cute together 😍🤩

10.05 Sneak Peek: Is There Romance Blossoming on The Walking Dead?          “It’s gonna be all right.”

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This is C-H-E-M-I-S-T-R-Y.

SUCK IT, CARYLERS.