ubernatural
ubernatural
Its All Totally Natural Over Here. Definitely.
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ubernatural · 2 days ago
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No Problem
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I made a comic for Jayvik Nation. I will never stop loving yooouuuuu!
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ubernatural · 3 days ago
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ubernatural · 3 days ago
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dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"
everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity
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ubernatural · 15 days ago
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Hey, guys. Big late here, but I posted the last chapter of my fic Could Go to Hell about a week ago. Whoops, should probably advertise lol. Anyways, here’s the link, please enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it <3
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ubernatural · 15 days ago
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Ok so here’s the thing about Dean. They very deliberately set up his character as a womanizing playboy eternal bachelor, But almost every time he has an interaction with a woman who has an Actual Role in the plot, it’s about them as a person. And this happens as early as season one. I just rewatched Faith, and his interactions with Layla weren’t really about her as a woman, but her as a person. Other examples of this were Charlie (before he knew they bat for the same team), Jo (thoughI believe there was romantic stuff going on there, he didn’t just see her as his love interest), The girl from s1e2 Wendigo (can’t remember her name. There was flirting, but it never felt disrespectful or ill timed), Lisa (yeah, rocky start for my point here, but he settled down with the woman for Christs sake), and last (cuz I can’t think of more) but not least, Anna (yeah they had sex and that’s all fine and dandy but he was never just trying to get in her pants. It was about her as a person before it was ever about her as a woman.)
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ubernatural · 28 days ago
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Rating band names by my likelihood to obey them as commands
Train: 6/10. Not very specific, but regardless of context, I do need to do it more. However, I dislike effort.
Maroon 5: 2/10. Not sure what I am marooning five of, but it seems kind of impractical to do remotely, and I don't particularly want to be stuck on an isolated coast with these five entities.
Journey: 6/10. Only if I'm not tired.
OK Go: 5/10. I'm a big fan of leaving situations. However, if I am already unburdened by the horrors of situations, going might bring me INTO a situation, and that's the opposite of what I want.
Fall Out Boy: 4/10. I don't like conflict for no reason, but thanks for the gender!
Walk Off The Earth: 0/10. Gravity makes this difficult.
Elbow: 11/10. I am always ready to commit violence with my bones.
Meet Me @ The Altar: 9/10. Like the wedding type or the ritual sacrifice type? Either way, I should change outfits first.
Dropkick Murphys: 1/10. I only know one Murphy who I would want to dropkick, but she's probably old enough now for that to be immoral.
Mother Mother: 8/10. I'm told I have a chronic case of mom friend.
Panic! At The Disco: 7/10. The disco is difficult to find these days, but I am constantly in a state of near-panic, so I think I could make it work given the opportunity.
Rise Against: Not sure what we're rising against, but I'm typically down for a good rebellion. 8/10
Smash Mouth: 9/10. Smash someone's mouth? With what? My fist? My own mouth? I'm usually down for one or the other.
Seal: 3/10. Not very specific. I've licked too many envelopes in the past month and I have no desire to repeat the experience.
WALK THE MOON: 3/10. I do want to do this. However, my opportunities to do so have been severely limited by NASA's security.
Spoon: 9/10. Yeah, I'll cuddle.
Foster The People: 7/10. Depends on the people.
Kiss: 9/10. Depends on who or what I am kissing, but usually there's someone around who is up for it. If not, I will kiss the nearest stuffed animal on their soft little head.
Cage The Elephant: 0/10. Cruel, unethical, and unwise. How dare you.
Rage Against The Machine: 1000/10. Fuck yeah, I will.
Imagine Dragons: 1000000/10. Ohohoho, don't mind if I do.
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ubernatural · 1 month ago
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Idk how to put in a description
Sam boned the broth
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ubernatural · 2 months ago
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And remember, kids, one trillion seconds is more than 32,000 *years*.
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ubernatural · 2 months ago
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Dean told Cas he needs to get some more casual clothes and Cas came home with this
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ubernatural · 3 months ago
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I’m wrecked. Finished. I’ve never been more mad in my life. I think I’m gonna cry.
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ubernatural · 3 months ago
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claire definitely stumbles upon the am i lesbian master doc at some point and, after applying all of that information to herself and realizing a few things, she thinks “huh, this reminds me of dean for some reason”
and then a few months later she’s chilling at the bunker and sees one of those infamous prolonged eye contact violent yearning sad boy interactions between dean and cas and a lightbulb goes off in her head. so that night she quietly prints a copy of the master doc and leaves it on dean’s pillow. with a little note saying “it can apply to dudes, too, yknow”
and then a week later dean and cas are officially dating and nobody really even bats an eye because fucking finally. and now every time sam does something remotely annoying dean accuses him of homophobia, much to sam’s alarm (and cas’s delight)
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ubernatural · 3 months ago
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The hatred between an Academically Gifted girl and that class that she just Doesn’t Get.
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ubernatural · 4 months ago
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ubernatural · 4 months ago
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Imagine preferring a convicted felon over a woman. Imagine choosing that felon for president over a woman. Imagine choosing the convicted village idiot over a qualified woman.
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ubernatural · 4 months ago
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ubernatural · 4 months ago
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ubernatural · 4 months ago
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Yeah but I still wish my bodily autonomy was not up for debate. I don’t think I’ve ever been this genuinely scared of a candidate and what they’ll do to my home before
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Me scrolling my feed
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