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Multidimensional wavelength of sexual intent

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hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

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honestly i love what the gigantic beige lincoln continental tells us about cas. my man knows what he likes! fr he could drive away with pretty much whatever if he so chose but he's winchester-pilled and so he chooses the vehicular version of his trench coat because a car is, of course, an extension of its driver (figuratively and aesthetically) and being big and beige and square & a little freaky under the hood is kind of his whole thing

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Hypothetical season 7/8 hiatus time where Sam is in active danger while Dean, Benny and Cas are in purgatory and Dean somehow comes to learn this before he finds Cas.

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WAKE UP BABE

SUPERNATURAL WAS ON JEOPARDY! AGAIN

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If you had to type in the tumblr search bar this/these word(s)... (spin the wheel), spend 30 minutes reading posts and write a short review of takes you've seen there to earn $300

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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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♡ babygirl rendered speechless by cheek smoochie ♡

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Dean, Sam and Cas out on a case and someone mistakes Cas for Dean's husband and Dean gets really giddy about it and keeps joking that Cas is the old ball and chain and grabbing his hand while they're walking to swing it obnoxiously and makes teasing remarks to people talking to about the honeymoon ("not that I saw much of the resort with this guy around! ;) hoo!").

Sam is halfway offended and two thirds amused - "what happened to the guy who called me gay for using conditioner?" "Come on Sammy, it's the 21st Century, get with the times. It's just a couple of guys fooling around, it's not hurting anybody."

Castiel is confused but quietly pleased to get attention, and only gets exasperated when Dean keeps interrupting his interrogation to continue the teasing. When Cas drags him to the side to tell him off, Dean loudly proclaims "looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight!"

Eventually the original person who was mistaken finds out that Cas is an angel and that they're not FBI through the traumatic events of the case, and goes "you're not married, are you?" and (bubble burst) Dean gives a weak smile and a shrug "I don't think I'm exactly husband material. Monster bait material, that I've got down."

In the boys moment, Sam comments that Dean seemed really happy messing around with Cas, and Dean goes "yeah, well. Guess married life just aint for me. Give me the open road any day." But the episode ends zooming in on Dean fiddling with one of his rings as they drive away.

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It would be kinda funny if Jared and Misha were on The Boys to play Sam and Castiel looking for Dean by going through the multiverse, only to find Soldier Boy. Someone who looks exactly like Dean, but isn't, and they're standing there comically horrified at him until Soldier Boy snaps.

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I feel destiel in this chilis tonight

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This is getting confusing

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No Problem

I made a comic for Jayvik Nation. I will never stop loving yooouuuuu!

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dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

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Hey, guys. Big late here, but I posted the last chapter of my fic Could Go to Hell about a week ago. Whoops, should probably advertise lol. Anyways, here’s the link, please enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it <3