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I'm going to nothing do you want anything

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youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.

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FYI for any iPhone users who live in the USA, there's a new app out called IceBlock, which allows you to anonymously report ICE agent sightings

Worth a download if you've got an iPhone.

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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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*parent who spent 18 years trying to reassure themselves that you were normal* i just didn't see any signs

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...

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thanks google

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Instead of saying "do algebra" or "distribute, combine like terms, and isolate the variable" I say "unleash the algebeast" and my students Hate it its so funny

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T shirt that says "I don't want to hurt people I just have issues with vulnerability and get unimaginably angry for weird reasons" on the front and "I do also want to hurt people so much" on the back

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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who up missing they friends #myfriends

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Some of you may already be familiar with @ahmadresh’s campaign.

For those who are not, all information is in the post linked above, which has been verified by @90-ghost.

However, Ahmed’s old GoFundMe has been deleted, so the fundraiser in the attached post no longer works.

Ahmed is now accepting help via this GoFundMe and this PayPal:

From the fundraiser:

“Hello, my name is Ahmed, 19 years old from Gaza. I finished high school with a high average and a very good grade, and because of the genocide war on Gaza, I was deprived of enrolling in university. I had dreams and ambitions to study photographic design, but I was deprived of all of that because of the genocide war on Gaza. I was living the best days of my youth. But with the beginning of this war, I became unable to live my normal life. At least our warm house sheltered me and my family until it was bombed for the first time, that damned night. Our house has become like a ghost town. We continued to seek refuge from death there until we were besieged and displaced from our safety under fire to a tent (shelter) in the bitter cold of winter, with the lack of basic necessities of life (water pollution, high cost of living, disease, insect infestation, malnutrition, difficulty of movement, overcrowding), and many other daily difficulties, especially with the significant increase in prices. This was not the first time we had to be displaced. We moved again from a tent in Rafah to another tent in Khan Yunis. I then returned to our destroyed home to repair what we could to find shelter for my family, despite not having all the basic necessities of life (destroyed sanitation infrastructure and water lines, destroying any form of life). Please help me achieve my dream of completing my academic career at university and for my family to survive this genocide and escape to a safe place and travel.”

Ahmed is verified by @90-ghost, and besides that I have my own experience with him over the past months which shows that he is legitimate. He needs money for food and other necessities. Anything helps.

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people who can do lineart never cease to amaze me. that's a shapes and you made it a lines. incredible

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I am so sick and tired of seeing the trans women around me being slowly hot coaled into the closet and into essentially being forced back into "Men who would really love being women but Can't because they Aren't". It is so painful stop fucking doing this to our trans women. Stop forcing them to be "Fine" with being called dude bro man he and biologically male stop it stop it stop it you are killing her. You are killing her.