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it's so beethover / we're so bach

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Within a few hours

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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A fae being stands before you.

“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”

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Help me Ahmed my family 🇵🇸🍉🍉

@jutsomethoughtsihave @leisureical

@fyhk

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Hello dears! 🇵🇸🍉🙏I am asking you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. I am in dire need of your support now to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place both in terms of living and lives. The family consists of 20 members, most of them are young children. I need your financial support to enable me to get the basic needs for my family until the Rafah crossing is😭 reopened to transport my family to safety and peace. Please help a family stay alive through your small donations or through your shares to others. Thank you very much for standing by those in need. My campaign 90-ghoset has been documented🍉🙏⬇️🍓

the fundraiser has been vetted by 90-ghost here

as of posting, this campaign has raised €17,058 of their €80,000 goal. help by sharing and donating!

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Scenario: a sample of your DNA was taken, popped into a cell, and cloned into a baby, gestated in a sci-fi artificial womb vat. The first time you or anyone in your family meets this baby is after it has already been born out of said vat. You can hold the newborn if you want, it's up to you, but it is a living breathing baby that was cloned from your DNA and is genetically identical to you.

I love clone philosophy. Give me all your philosophy of clones

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I’m fine

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"I can't tell if OP is doing a wildly bad faith reading of a sentiment I'm familiar with or if there's a corner of this website that is completely insane in a way that I am not personally privy to" is such a classic tumblr feeling isn't it. Like it really could be anything

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can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

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btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

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found a little brook and achieved total stillness of the soul for about five minutes

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we need to destroy the pale snow bunny femme x dark skin muscular butch sapphic comic industrial complex