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Um... If anyone ever tells you that microwaves make your phone go faster, they don’t... Sorry I was gone so long. :-( I will try to respond to my messages soon. Reiko told me I should tagging things I say but I can’t remember how I did it...

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Um... Sorry for before. I think that there were a lot of things I was confused about... Reiko and I had a long talk. I’m sorry if I acted weird before. I’m going to try and be more normal now. Please tell me if I’m weird so I can stop being weird.

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Oh I meant to say, you’re pretty brave for creating this blog. I wouldn’t even know where to begin! I noticed you post a lot of meals that you had, do you like to cook? -Evie

Yes, I’m not very good with technology, either, so it was a little scary at first... Sometimes it’s still a little scary... But Reiko helped me a lot. :-) Maybe you could get someone good with technology to help you set it up? I wish I could help more, sorry... :-(

I like cooking a lot! Everyone says I’m not very good at it, but I think I’m okay. :-) Recently, someone told me the only way to get better is to keep practicing, so I’m gonna do that!

Thank you for your question. :-) It’s nice talking to you.

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Hello Haruyuki, I wanted to reach out to you. My name is Evelyn Amari, I’m actually in your class... but I sit all the way in the back, so you don’t see me. Sorry, I’m sort of shy, but I really want to make new friends. Oh, you can call me Evie! I’m originally from the US, but my dad lives here in Japan. Um, can you tell me a little about yourself? -Evie

Hello, Amari. I’m glad to meet you. Actually, I have seen you before. :-) I don’t think we’ve spoken, though. I’m not very good at talking to people, either... :-( 

Wow, your Japanese is so good... How did you study? Can you use chopsticks? Do you like natto? I’ve never talked to an American before, that’s so cool... :-)

Um, something about me... My name��s Yanagi Haruyuki. I’m a first year student in 1-E. My cousin Reiko helped me make my account here. I like fruit a lot because it’s sweet, but it’s more expensive in the city. I don’t think I can say anything as interesting as you since I’m just from Aichi...

(PS: My English isn’t very good, so is it okay if I keep calling you Amari? I’m just not very good at the sounds...)

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A kiss for 🌸 Y A N A G I H A R U Y U K I 🌸💋💋are you still there ? :,(

[As his phone buzzes with yet another notification, Haruyuki picks it up, hesitantly. He sucks in a breath as soon as he reads the message, freezing in place. His name... But why would someone kiss him? Why would his senpai...

Haruyuki’s heart seems to stop for a second. His senpai.

His senpai who’s coming over now.

His senpai, who he’s never met, wants to kiss him.

He suddenly feels like he’s in way over his head. His skirt shifts along his thighs and he feels even more overwhelmed. This isn’t normal. He’s pretty sure this isn’t something that people normally do with people that they’ve just met. There’s something very weird about this whole situation and he doesn’t know what to do.

His eyes water a little as they find his bracelet. He doesn’t want to ask them. He doesn’t want to talk to them, but the thought of asking Reiko or anyone else he knows feels even scarier.

They’re gonna make fun of him, though... He just knows they’re going to make fun of him...]

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Oh thank you!! You are so kind my eyesight is not very good 💖💖 you are very cute I think you should wear the skirt more often 🥰🥰 it makes the cookies very happy too 🥰🥰🥰 here is a kiss as a thank you💋

[Haruyuki reads over the message again and again, feeling like he’s about to explode. He feels so confused, and... A kiss? Did Anonymous-senpai send this to him by mistake? But, they mentioned the skirt... They said they could see him, too, though. And called him cute. Maybe they really did send it to someone else on accident... What if this whole time, they’d been talking to him, thinking they were talking to someone else? Haruyuki doesn’t know how they could, but it suddenly seems very possible.

He curls up under the blanket and presses his eyes into his knees, trying to figure out what to do.

.....................

Would it be rude just to not respond and wait for his senpai to come to the dorm? It might be easier to say something in person. Hopefully he won’t be long.]

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Oh nooo :,,(( I cant see the skirt 😭😭😭 maybe if you took off your shirt it would help..?🥺👉🏼👈🏼 I think you would look so cute I wish I could see better 👀👀🥰

Dear Anonymous,

I’m sorry, I think you will be able to see it when you get here... I don’t think that taking off the shirt would make a difference... :-( If you think it would be better, I can take it off, though.

From,

Haruyuki

(PS: I like all the images you sent. The pointing cookie and the faces with the blue mustaches made me laugh.)

[After pressing send, Haruyuki looks at himself in the mirror. The skirt is light pink, pleated and short. It only goes half-way down his thighs, showing so much skin that he has to look away, embarrassed. He knows they’re his own legs, but it still feels weird to look at them... Like he’s doing something he shouldn’t be. He bites his lip and stares at the door instead as he pulls the shirt over his head. 

He’s practically naked now... This can’t be right... Maybe there was something else that his friend wanted him to wear. Haruyuki picks up his phone to try and see if he missed some instructions as he huddles back under his blankets, pulling them around him tightly. Embarrassing...]

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It is in the same place that you left the box. :-) I will wait for you.

i think you would look good in anything <3 please put the skirt on <3 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

[Haruyuki glances at his closet nervously. If he puts on a skirt, the ghosts will definitely laugh at him... They’ll probably laugh at him either way. Most likely, they’re already laughing at him. He squeezes his eyes closed and dives into bed, pulling the covers over himself so he can look at the message on his phone in the darkness. He would hate to disappoint a friend... And Anonymous-kun has been so nice to him...]

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for the complement. I still don’t think a skirt would look very good on me, but if you really want to see, I guess I could wear it... If you promised not to tell anyone... It’s a little embarrassing.

But... Like I said, I don’t know how to send a picture, so I don’t know how you’d be able to see unless you came to my dorm... :-(

From, 

Haruyuki

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Put the skirt onn🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺pls it’s a gift it’d b rude not too and also u might :))) like it :))))))

Dear Anonymous,

You’re right. It would be rude not to put it on, I was just worried it might be a mistake... :-( I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. I appreciate the gift.

I will put it on now, then... I still don’t know how to send the picture, but hopefully that will make you feel a little bit better. :-)

From, 

Haruyuki

[Haruyuki puts the phone down and inches to his closet, face bright red. He can already feel all the judgmental gazes on his back, but he can’t go back on a promise. He takes a deep breath and dives back into his closet to take out the skirt. Back when he was little, they used to put him in Reiko’s skirt sometimes and take pictures of them together... He flushes as he takes off his uniform to put the skirt on. At least this won’t end up in the family picture album...]

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Hello, this is Yanagi Haruyuki. Um, is this Anonymous...? I’m sorry for being so informal before, I didn’t know I was talking to my senpai.

I’m in my dorm right now. If you can come over, I can show you. I apologize for not being able to send a picture.

i think you would look good in anything <3 please put the skirt on <3 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

[Haruyuki glances at his closet nervously. If he puts on a skirt, the ghosts will definitely laugh at him... They’ll probably laugh at him either way. Most likely, they’re already laughing at him. He squeezes his eyes closed and dives into bed, pulling the covers over himself so he can look at the message on his phone in the darkness. He would hate to disappoint a friend... And Anonymous-kun has been so nice to him...]

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for the complement. I still don’t think a skirt would look very good on me, but if you really want to see, I guess I could wear it... If you promised not to tell anyone... It’s a little embarrassing.

But... Like I said, I don’t know how to send a picture, so I don’t know how you’d be able to see unless you came to my dorm... :-(

From, 

Haruyuki

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i think you would look good in anything <3 please put the skirt on <3 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

[Haruyuki glances at his closet nervously. If he puts on a skirt, the ghosts will definitely laugh at him... They’ll probably laugh at him either way. Most likely, they’re already laughing at him. He squeezes his eyes closed and dives into bed, pulling the covers over himself so he can look at the message on his phone in the darkness. He would hate to disappoint a friend... And Anonymous-kun has been so nice to him...]

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for the complement. I still don’t think a skirt would look very good on me, but if you really want to see, I guess I could wear it... If you promised not to tell anyone... It’s a little embarrassing.

But... Like I said, I don’t know how to send a picture, so I don’t know how you’d be able to see unless you came to my dorm... :-(

From, 

Haruyuki

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you're not gonna at least try it on? :( i really wanted to see you wear it.... :'(

Dear Anonymous,

I’m sorry for making you sad. :-( Like I said, I’m a boy, so I don’t think it would look very good on me... If you would like, I could give it to my cousin, Reiko, instead. It would probably look better on her. I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to disappoint you... :-( Please let me know if there’s a way to make it up to you.

From, 

Haruyuki

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*sends you a cute skirt to wear!!*

[Haruyuki finds a package addressed to him outside his room. It’s in a simple box, which he opens carefully once he gets in his dorm, peeling back a couple layers of tissue paper to reveal... a skirt. He looks at it, dumbfounded, not sure what to do. This has to be some sort of mistake, right? He picks it up out of the box. They couldn’t have wanted him to wear this, right...? The thought makes him flush and stash it back in the box, hiding it under the tissue paper, putting the lid back on and then hiding the whole thing in his closet for good measure. 

He looks around the empty room, wondering what they’re saying about him. He decides he’d rather not know.]

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for your gift. :-) I think you must have sent it before you read my last email. I’m so sorry for the confusion. I feel bad for making you waste money, so please let me know your return address so I can send it back. It was not written on the package.

From,

Haruyuki

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you're so cute pls use all the smiley faces you want 🥺

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you. I will use them, then. :-) I’m very happy for your email, so I will use another. :-)

I like the image you put on your email. It looks like a cookie. I still don’t know how to attach files. :-) Someday I will learn so I can show you pictures that I like, too.

Thank you for your email. 

From,

Haruyuki

(I feel like I should remind you that I’m a boy, though... Sorry for any confusion...)

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NOOOO DONT DELETE ANYTHING CUTIE

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for your email! I’m so happy to hear from you again. I was worried I said something wrong in our last exchange...

I won’t delete anything if you don’t want me to... It’s just I’m worried that some of my posts are really embarrassing, and if someone comes and reads them what if they think I’m creepy or gross? If you think that I shouldn’t delete them, I won’t, though. Thank you. :-)

I hope that you’ve been doing well.

From,

Haruyuki

(PS: If I’m being too informal, please let me know... I’ve never used a smiley face in an email before so I don’t know if it’s okay to use it or not. I’m sorry if I made a mistake.)

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Why isn’t this working? :-( Reiko help...

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How do I delete a post on twitter?