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seeing people on tiktok copy posts i saw on Tumblr YEARS ago WORD FOR WORD pisses me off to a degree i did not think possible

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me, rewatching YR for the 100th time: lmfao why does wilhelm have a flip phone its 2022

Samsung's new flip phone: am i a joke to you

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not to brag but i have the same birthday as gojo satoru 😌

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fuck im crying over one direction again i thought i was over this

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im having a lil aot phase so this is what i think of u based on your aot kin:

Eren: embodiment of the "so no head? *breaks skateboard*" vine

Mikasa: a try hard at everything u do

Armin: ur the one that everyone always asks for homework answers... and u give them every time

Historia: ur the friend that shares food with everyone. literally the most unproblematic person ever

Ymir: literally everything turns sexual with u. if it has the barest sexual connotation u will make a sex joke

Jean: ur love language is insulting and roasting ur friends

Sasha: ur so hot

Connie: literally my favorite type of person i don't have anything bad to say

Reiner: im sorry sweetie hope it gets better

Bertholdt: u overthink everything way too much. btw ur friends dont hate u

Erwin: ur that friend that always pushes the supermarket trolley when ur friends wanna get in and they all think its bc ur nice but actually u just wanna see the looks on their faces when u drive them off a curb at full speed

Levi: ur love language is paying for everything bc u wanna spoil ur friends but dont wanna make it obvious

Hange: literally the most interesting person ever u always have something to say and some people say u talk too much but fuck them ur doing amazing sweetie

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aot characters and what side of tiktok i think theyd be on:

Eren: straight tiktok. thats it i will not elaborate

Mikasa: a mix of gymtok and the 'shooting my shot with my best friend' videos lmao

Armin: wholesome pet videos

Historia: equality tiktoks (like the "stop don't scroll this is what's happening in ____ spread awareness" and she interacts with all of them)

Ymir: gay thirst traps

Jean: that one stubborn mf who watches tiktoks on instagram but won't download the app

Connie: comedy skits (notevenemily is his fav)

Sasha: do i even need to say this? food tok 100%

Reiner: bertholdt doesnt trust him with the app cause he's gonna expose their mission. after that mental health tiktok cause boi he sure needs it

Bertholdt: he's on booktok (not the faerie porn side tho)

Erwin: can't figure out how to use it so his fyp is all over the place. deleted the app after a traumatizing encounter with straight tiktok

Levi: doesn't have tiktok (....sure)

Hange: science and teacher stories tiktok

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just overheard a guy in my class say that watching anime is gay bc he saw this one dude watching attack on titan

anyways guess who started watching anime

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omfg simons a gemini i need some astrology ppl to tell me what sign wille is (ur opinion cause his birthdays not mentioned) and how compatible they are

i dont know shit abt astrology but this I NEED TO KNOW

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recent events have made me realize that i am, in fact, an attention whore

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growth is singing along happily to the songs u once cried to

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and now a round of applause for 'we both die at the end' for having the most heartbreaking 'right person too little time' trope bc im crying

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rewatching young royals (again) and the scene in ep 5? when they show moments from the video?? theres no way in hell august would have gotten that underwear shot. like yea the curtain was open but it was still blocking the view, and the scene in which we see him recording the WHOLE video in ep 4 we dont see it. my theory? motherfucker got the original video and then went back to film that cause theres no other way that would get leaked

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im not saying they kissed… but they kissed

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there are only three guys keeping me bisexual rn and they are edvin ryding, omar rudberg and whoever plays reggie in julie and the phantoms

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OK so since young royals FINALLY GOT RENEWED FOR A SEASON 2 (im still screaming omfg)

here's what i need really wanna see:

- SIMON TEACHING WILLE SPANISH

- WILLE IN THE PURPLE HOODIE

- sara's redemption arc

- someone punching august in the face

- ERIK BACK (idc how i need him in at least one scene, preferably if he haunts his mom as a ghost to tell her she fucked up)

- FELICE AND SARA TOGETHER

- MORE MADISON BEING HERSELF

- WILLE AND FELICE BEING BESTIES + WILLE HAVING MORE FRIENDS IN GENERAL

- MALIN AND LINDA BEING FRIENDS

- just malin in general

- wilmon sending each other christmas gifts cuz yeah maybe they broke up but they still miss tf out of each other

- WILLE SIMON AYUB AND ROSH PLAYING FOOTBALL TOGETHER

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD EVERYBODY STAY CALM STAY FUCKING CALM AAAAAAA

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#when its been 3 months and u tried to move on but young royals still lives rent free in ur head... like all the time