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Little Nero is going to hide beneath Grandsir's cloak & not talk to anyone.

"Poor little Nerone .. What's happened hm?"

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(flirting) you look so biteable today

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“I took too much “me-time” and disappeared again .. “

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“ .. Oh.”

To say that Sparda took one step back would be something of an understatement. 

“The things the children play on but never seem to actually use to make phone calls? It makes loud noise and Dante uses it to smash confectionaries?”

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“My lady insisted I keep one in the home, in case our little miscreants ever got injured in a way that she couldn’t tend to .. ?”

“I wonder if it’s still there…” Kira looked off to the distance to recall the ruins, then pulled a thin black brick of a device out of her inner suit pocket to click and show off the dial screen. “I do mean a mobile phone. Have you seen these?”

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Send me ლ( ͡° ͟ل͜ ͡°ლ) and I’ll tell a plot I always wanted to write with my muse!

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“My lady insisted I keep one in the home, in case our little miscreants ever got injured in a way that she couldn’t tend to .. ?”

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“In my defense, the change over from BC to AD had me flummoxed for a good four centuries .. “

“That’s quite alright. I think we can excuse your wardrobe, as long as your values remain contemporary.” Hands clasp together to point at his highness. “Do you own a phone?”

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“In my defense, the change over from BC to AD had me flummoxed for a good four centuries .. “

It’s what year…?

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“Interestingly .. the humans view Hell as a place of punishment. A place where their sins are met with divine retrobution. So the lustful are never met with petit mort again, and the greedy toil in the muck for every sparkling speck .. Mayhaps this is punishment for both of us? An eternity with me, an eternity with you .. “

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“Careful, Mundus, one may get the wrong idea and misinterpret your acid tongue as to be born from sour grapes. Or would it be apples? While on the subject, however, tongues and snakes and all.. is it still forked~?”

                 ❛ Why do you come? Why are you here to burden my peace? Is there no other soul for the savior of man to endure your tongue? By all means, crawl yourself back into the hole you hid inside these past millennia and play dead again. ❜

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It’s what year...?

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doodle

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Send a 🎯 to learn a random headcanon I have for my muse

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

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.. Sparda is deeply concerned about the orange thing .. 

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“How do you think you were even made ... ?”

“ .. Y’all just horny on main, huh?”

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NSFW Starters | Sex Toys / Bondage

“You can’t move at all, can you? Perfect.” 

“I’m going to tape this bullet vibe to your clit. How long do you think you can take it?” 

“Open your mouth, I’m putting the ball-gag in. Let’s see you mouth off now, huh?”

“I’m going to put the beads in, one at a time…you ready?” 

“Fuck—I’m going to fill you up, and I’m going to put the plug in to keep it all inside of you.”

“What’s the matter, can’t come? Glad I put that cock ring on. You’re cute when you’re frustrated.” 

“It’s a sybian. Go on, take a seat, I want to watch you lose yourself.” 

“Go ahead and squirm all you want, you’ll just give yourself rope-burn.”

“The candle wax is going to sting a little, but it will make such a pretty sight on your skin.” 

“Tell me when you’re ready…electricity play is a little intense, but it’s a good kind.” 

“Aw, did it shock you? Let’s do it to your other nipple, now…” 

“Are your little nipple sore? Let’s just give the clamps a nice tug, then.” 

“You’re trembling so much, does the vibrator feel that good?” 

“I’m warming the sounding rod up with my fingers, or would you rather it be freezing?” 

“Bend over the couch and keep your legs together. The cane bruises brilliantly.” 

*Running fingers over the marks* “I love the way your skin reddens under the flogger.”

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“Dis powst is cuwrsed!” >w<

I have fowbidden knowoledge >:3c

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I hate to appear as a lurker, but you never struck me as the kind of person to care about the opinions of others when it came to your image.

"I must be slipping in my old age, then. I'm horrendously vain and the world should well know it.. "