tyrantwaffles
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They/Them/Theirs All around mess of a human being. Icon by @trollfishprince
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tyrantwaffles · 1 day ago
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this is all I’m talking about until halloween sorry i don’t make the rules
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tyrantwaffles · 2 days ago
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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!
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tyrantwaffles · 2 days ago
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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
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tyrantwaffles · 5 days ago
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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird
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tyrantwaffles · 5 days ago
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love when dogs come back to you with seeds stuck to them. lmao get used as dispersal idiot. that’s just what you get for snuffling the grasses
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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today's invertebrate........MY ARMY OF ISOPODS!
HAHAHAHAHA GET 'EM GIRLS
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I have 150 of these pictures but tumblr only let's me send 30 so that sucks
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨
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it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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the overwhelming feeling of sadness sometimes when someone treats me with kindness
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tyrantwaffles · 6 days ago
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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tyrantwaffles · 8 days ago
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