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not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

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“Leg in the air - Parthenon” by Edgard Alsteens, used on a postcard, 1986.

via Reddit

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Jon Bernthal bts of Daredevil: Born Again

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i’m a guy but a daughter

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i'm dead fucking serious when I say that Kat Stratford single-handedly made me the woman I am today. she taught me that it's okay, nay, very sexy for a woman to be a bit of a cunt. a hag. a feminist killjoy. a mewling, rampallian wretch. a shrew, one might say. an icon.

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I broke my bed during sex.

I thought that was something made up in movies.

The fucking legs snapped.

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Do you personally know anyone who has been on a televised quiz show? (eg Jeopardy)

Yes

No

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Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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MAISON MARGIELA SS24 COUTURE

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Eggs: dippy

Steak: blue/rare

Milk: semi skimmed

Alcohol: merlot

Warm drink: tea (specifically Yorkshire)

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i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

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I have a new friend and he came over for pizza and a movie night yesterday and straight up asked to cuddle.

And we just platonically snuggled together all calm and cozy. Chatting away and having moments where we both almost fell asleep...

Why did no one tell me this was an option?

Cuddle with me bro.

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dark green is a nice color. underrated