typical80sgay

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Stop looking so sad you gucking fuck. They're going to notice and that's why they fucky do the thing, but really you just fucked the fuck up and over stayed your welcome you fucking nerd as fucking whore idiot bitch boy

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SOUPRISE I dont know what kind of soup it is because I took off all the labels in 2013

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What if I just used my Tumblr like my Twitter but only my deepest darkest thoughts because I don't actually know most of you and those who I do, well you know my deepest darkest thoughts already because you've 1. Either lived through it with me or 2. Actually live inside my brain and we share a brain cell

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god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

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Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons

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child handling for the childless nurse

My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old.  Here’s my impressions so far:

Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal.  Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.

Age 1 - 2: Hates you.  Hates you so much.  You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them.  There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.

Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe.  Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them.  Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.

Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually.  I did not realize kids were this cool.  Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn.  Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”

Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable.  Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other.  At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult.  Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers.  (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)

Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience.  Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care.  Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there.  At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny.  And they’ll want one.  Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.

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[typical80sgay]

friendship IS romance : 1. / 2. / 3. fleabag / 4. / 5. / 6. / 7. / 8. a little life, hanya yanagihara  / 9. / 10. 

[typical80sgay]

Do you ever find yourself shipping..... Bloodcells

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Wow it's 2013 I'm role playing and back on tumblr

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we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

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Ok, so I have a question for everyone who had their Homestuck phase in 2013. Are we all just coming back to it in 2020 because this year is just as chaotic as the comic, or is that just me?

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Adam: I should probably mention I’m gay. I like dudes.

Kai: I don’t care about that. I only care about final fantasy.

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Tyler: So what’s the best type of firework to buy?

Kai: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

Tyler: Where are your parents.

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I'm late but hollow season two here we go and there's already a pride flag on Adam's wall, and the PTSD is real

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I’m Glamour Cryptid 

Tag yourself

[typical80sgay]

You are kissing her lips while I'm summoning ancient gods in the lost woods to gather the power of nature so that I may transform into the most beautiful tree in the entire world, we are not the same.