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PARKS && RECS MEME (P2.)

“I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.”

“We should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.”

“You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?”

“You sound like a tampon commercial. ”

“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.”

“We can just sit back and take it easy. But instead we’re going to lean forward and take it hard. ”

“Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.”

“If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.”

“It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.”

“There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.”

“I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.”

“I’ve been reading up on nipples.”

“Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.”

“You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.”

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!”

“First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.”

“Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?”

“You poetic and noble land mermaid.”

“I formally retract my hug.”

“I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious. ”

“This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!”

“Your heart’s in the right place. Your heart and your butt.”

“Right now my gut is telling me we’re going to listen to Mariah Carey the whole way home.”

“The hug machine is here! Smiling on all cylinders!

“It’s my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!”

“Well, I think you have several options. They’re all terrible. But they’re options.

“I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.”

“I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.”

“No one achieves anything alone.”

“Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying ‘Let’s Do This’?”

“You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!”

“I don’t entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.

“I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.

“I don’t know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don’t!

“When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.”

“Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

“Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.

“Seriously, did you eat farts for lunch?”

“Take the easy way out. I always do. It’s easy!”

“I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it.”

“I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.”

“Number one is being able to run 2 miles in under 25 minutes. That’s a typo right? That’s not humanly possible.”

“First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

“My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.”

“In a few minutes, we’ll walk in there, we’ll give him our demands, and then BAM — I start crying.”

“If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.”

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Random Questions Sentence Starters.

“Are you crazy?!” “Are you out of your mind?” “Are you serious?” “Are you kidding me?” “Are you scared?” “Are you alone?” “Are you going to be ok?” “Do you want me to stay over?” “Do you want some company?” “Are you always an asshole?” “Can I ask you something?” “May I ask something?” “Don’t you remember anything?” “I thought you died?” “How is this possible?” “Are you coming or not?” “How long are you going to keep me waiting?” “How I prove my innocence to you?” “You didn’t get my message?” “Why are you doing this?” “What are you doing?” “Why did you do this?” “Why don’t you like me?” “What did I ever do to you?” “Why are you always lying?” “Don’t you care about anything?” “How many people have you killed?” “Whats your problem?” “Whats your deal?” “Whats your point?” “Do you have a problem with me?” “Is there something you want to address?” “Whats on your mind?” “How does that make you feel?” “Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?” “I’m sorry, what was that?” “Why do you ask so many questions?” “Did you forget about me?” “Do you remember me?” “Did you hear that?” “What was that?” “Did you finish the job?” “Are you going to kiss me now?” “Why are you here?” “What do you want from me?” “Are you following me?” “Why are you following me?” “Can you do me a favor?” “Are you interested or not?” “Did you yell for me?” “What did you want?” “What do you want to know?” “Whats your secret?” “Are you hiding something?” “You was saying?” “Do you need a hug?” “Whats wrong with you?” “What happened to you?” “Who did this to you?” “What are you so afraid of?” “What are you waiting for?” “Do I really have to keep reminding you?” “What would you do without me?” “Don’t you just love me?” “Why are you staring at me like that?” “Aren’t you a little creeped out by that?” “Do you want to go with me?” “Who are you and what do you want?”

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Arthur: We've gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Merlin: Probably Mordred.

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Star Wars Ep. 1-6 Sentence Meme

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“Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master… and an apprentice.”

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”

“If and when they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion!”

“That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.”

“This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!”

“From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony.”

“It may be difficult to secure your release.”

“Well, you know, it- it wouldn’t have to be that way. We could keep it a secret.”

“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?”

“You’re asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do.”

“Don’t make me kill you.”

“If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy!”

“So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.”

“To cheat death is the power only one has achieved, but if we work together… I know we can discover the secret.”

“You’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I cannot follow!”

“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed.”

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

“I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

“I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.”

“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.”

“I can’t keep the vision out of my head. They’re my friends. I’ve gotta help them.”

“If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”

“There is no escape! Don’t make me destroy you.”

“This deal is getting worse all the time.”

“You have failed me for the last time.”

“I know there is good in you.”

“No, you’re coming with me. I won’t leave you here. I’ve got to save you!”

“Soon I’ll be dead, and you with me.”

“This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.”

“Your overconfidence is your weakness.”

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"I did a bad thing."

drunkknightofcamelot || meme 

“Why do I get the feeling I’d rather not know? But for both our sakes, you might as well tell me before someone beats you to it.” 

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“I’m by no means an expert in this sort of thing, but I do know there is a very good chance that you’ll hurt yourself if you do that.”

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“If you really are my friend, Gwaine, then you would just pretend this never happened, instead of bringing it up to every person who happens to pass by. Please?”

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send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

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“Honestly, I am not entirely sure what I am supposed to say next. In the past, everyone’s just stopped me before I got this far in the story.”

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"If you pray for someone to meet an untimely demise, and then they do, are you karmically responsible for their death?"

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Starter & Plotting Call!

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How to Get Away with Murder - Starter Sentences

Feel free to change pronouns/words to your liking!

“I never kiss and tell.”

“I wanna be her.”

“Do you know who anyone really is?”

“Were you screwing her?”

“I'm done with your crazy.”

“Because I'm not marrying a loser.”

“Looks like we have more in common than I thought.”

“Hooker Mom turned out to be Bomb Mom. I freakin' love this job!”

“Smile or go to jail!”

“I just wanted to do something.”

“Well, she can't resist a challenge, can she?”

“We are so, so screwed.”

“This is what pilates can do for you.”

“I just know that everyone hates their boss.”

“Let's hear it for the greedy little pig.”

“[NAME], smile. You're going home.”

“Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”

“Did you love her?”

“She was just lost.”

“That's how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken messes that you just clean up.”

“I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”

“I don't believe you. To be honest, I don't even care.”

“See? Sexting pays off.”

“Oh my god, are you crying?”

“Listen to yourself. You just can't stop lying.”

“You won't be the first person in the world disappointed by their father.”

“Wow, someone have daddy issues?”

“That's the best thing I've seen in days.”

“Whatever it takes. Isn't that what you said?”

“You still feel like making jokes now?”

“You forgot his name and he's still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”

“He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice. I had to kill him or he was going to kill me.”

“He deserved to die. And I'm glad he's dead.”

“Take all the time you want. I'll be here.”

“Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”

“Are you good for anything, or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?”

“You're a monster.”

“I'm so sorry.”

“Please forgive me for what I said.”

“So please come home, [NAME]. Come home so we can be together. Come home.”

“I have a drug problem, [NAME].”

“She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever.”

“You call it crazy. I call it winning.”

“He's not the man we thought he was.”

“Hey there, killer.”

“You didn't do this. They did. Don't let them ruin you.”

“Maybe I'm a good faker.”

“When in doubt, shut your mouth.”

“I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy.”

“Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot her myself.”

“You hurt my feelings. A lot. And I know I should be used to it now because everyone here makes fun of me all the time but you didn't. And then you were mean to me for now reason. Yeah, whatever. I'll, I'll stop being a jerk.”

“Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass.”

“You said you loved me, over and over. But you don't, do you? You love her.”

“Don't say that if you don't mean it.”

“I mean it. I don't love her anymore. I love you.”

“I did it. I killed [NAME].”

“You need to leave.”

“You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch.”

“Oh, just throw me down the stairs. (Optional: You did a pretty good job with [NAME].)”

“You know I'm not that guy.”

“A person can lift almost anything if they're desperate enough.”

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“just beat them at their own game by being yourself.”

lostdorothy || meme

“You say that like it’s that simple to do. In my experience, though, it never is.”

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kick ass 2 sentence meme

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Starter & Plotting Call!

Now that all of the pages are set up and running on this blog, I wanted to post a starter call!

Like this post for a short starter from any verse of my choice!

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