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And now a longer version of the fabulous "Ai Curacao." With more of these fabulous Breezeblox dresses and a little Bing and Danny from "White Christmas" near the end

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Merry Tixmas.

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For my Sidsters.

Ok but can u imagine being a straight actor vehemently playing a character as gay and spending the next 30 years talking about how the character is gay in every single interview/comicon/video and even writing two plays and a novel about it, to finally get to voice act the character at the ripe age of 82 and canonically make them gay.

This is the life of andrew robinson. Winning out here for all of us.

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Gemma, Ghoulia and Sisyphus.

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Jack Point should've been King Gama's court jester. In this essay I will....

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See, this is what Eurovision 2024 could have been known for: Its exceptional slate of entries and not what it became known for. (And you should hear the songs that didn't make my top 5.)

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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Gjon is back in anime format, because that’s just who he is. Meanwhile, I got another free slot and recreated the Nero Pullip doll I sold. I called her Meredith.

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Meitu AI, WHAT — and I can’t stress this enough — the blue f***?

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10Q

to whoever had Tumblr send me a "someone is concerned for your safety" message.

I'm still not OK but I'm closer to it.

Also, what I thought was a bollocking call from work was a concerned-for-your-safety call, so that was a relief.

I might resume eating dinner and celebrating Christmas this year.

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Sorry to break yall's hearts but this is too well written of a post to not include in here.

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Showgirls poster in cat form.

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Even though I've gained a job, two more dogs and a few fandoms, I still doubt that I did the right thing not ending it after the 2016 election.

And even if it seems likely we won't have Fascist Grover Cleveland, there's still the fact that thanks to menopause there's more AND less to me than there was before, that the qualities that gave me purpose in life no longer exist, that my coping skills are worn to a nub, and that as soon as the, ahem, "investment company" that owns where I work decides it's time to downsize, a barely stable woman this close to 60 will be first for the chop. I was underemployed for 10 years after my first layoff; I might as well not bother once there's a second.

And then what is there? Annoying my husband, who loves me but wishes I weren't "stuck in an echo chamber" while his echo chamber says I'm hysterical, Project 2025 is tin-foil-hat stuff and election day is "just another regime change." Among other things.

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Someday, maybe soon ...

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It's the boy band! (Ages 63 to 26, but whoever heard of a "man band"?)