tylovesmushrooms

[tylovesmushrooms]

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

[tylovesmushrooms]

psychedelic horror & psychological rock

[tylovesmushrooms]

drink some fucking water

[tylovesmushrooms]

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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my snowflake opinion is that subtitles should always be on by default, and their incorporation should be considered an essential part of the design process tbh

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Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”

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its so weird to me when people talk as if butch lesbians "benefit" from masculinity in some way. i kinda feel like nothing in real life indicates this ever but ok .

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drink some fucking water

[tylovesmushrooms]

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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hey man, you’ve been looking really glum ever since we reversed the genderbend curse that that wizard hit you with. is there something you wanna tell us?

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girls will be like "eek! eek!" and have little ears and little hairless tails

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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

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thinking about creatures.

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the tv show cash cab used to give me anxiety because it made me think about this situation where i would be having a really shitty day like i just got yelled at at work or something and when i’m trying to get home this bald dude and his disco ceiling would drive me around in a circle and force me to answer trivia questions

[tylovesmushrooms]

drink some fucking water

[tylovesmushrooms]

drink some fucking water