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Act 1, Scene 1
(Samantha and Ryan arrive at the party late, best friends for the past 3 years, they separate for sometime but later routine. Samantha walks into the room Ryan is in, sits Ryan down, and talks to him.)
Samantha: “Don’t tell Frank. But I’m interested in a romantic relationship with you.”
Ryan: “Wha-“
Samantha: “Is that a no? I’m single now.”
Ryan: “Since when were you single?”
Samantha: “Yes or no?”
Ryan: “Yes.”
Act 1, Scene 2
(Ryan walks in on Samantha watching the finale of She-Hulk and she starts to talk about how good it is.)
Samantha: “Watch She Hulk episode 8, best episode”
Ryan: “Ok, lemme watch 4 through 7 first. Oh also, werewolf by night was dope I watched it with my roommate, Gerard”
Samantha: “Skip all of those, actually just watch em I guess, fuck you”
Act 1, Scene 3
(Samantha storms into the house whilst arguing with Ryan. Ryan pulls on her arm and stops her to finish the argument.)
Ryan: “Maybe this was a mistake!”
Samantha: “Maybe you’re right, you’re being insufferable!”
Ryan: “I'M BEING INSUFFERABLE?! YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ANGER ISSUES!”
Act 1, Scene 4
(Gerard gets a text from Ryan saying to come over, Gerard in a panick rushes over to see Ryan laying on his floor sulking, Gerard assumes the worst and asks Ryan what he’s thinking.)
Gerard: “Dude, look at this place, and that SMELL, I’m gagging yo what happened in here.”
Ryan: “I haven’t been in a good place recently, just chill out man it’s not that bad, I just, stopped caring.”
Gerard: “Aye, you and your girl still together?”
Ryan: “No, I broke up with her like last week.”
Gerard: “What
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Person 1: “Watch She Hulk episode 8, best episode”
Person 2: “Ok, lemme watch 4 through 7 first. Oh also, werewolf by night was dope I watched it with my roommate, Gerard”
Person 1: “Skip all of those, actually just watch em I guess, fuck you”
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Person 1: “3 days”
Person 2: “Wha”
Person 1: “Don’t tell Frank. But I’m interested in a romantic relationship with you”
Person 2: “3 days til what?”
Person 1: “Is that a no? I’m single now.”
Person 2: “Since when were you single?”
Person 1: “Yes or no?”
Person 2: “Yes”
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Person 1: “Can you have Popeyes?”
Person 2: “No, for so many reasons”
Person 1: “No I mean, like Popeye’s”
Person 2: “It’s greasy, spicy, and there’s soda, the only chicken I can have is grilled”
Person 1: “No, I said Popeyes”
Person 2: “Oh, the dude? Yeah he’s chillin”
Person 1: “No, the chicken place”
Person 2: “Oh, then no”
Person 1: “No I mean the chicken”
Person 2: “Oh, then sure”
Person 1: “Wait you just said no though”
Person 2: “You weren’t allowing me to say no! So I said sure.”
Person 1: “Wait, so what’s the answer?”
Person 2: “I can’t have them, can’t have that stuff”
Person 1: “Wait, bro I mean Popeyes”
Person 2: “Then no”
Person 1: “Is that a yes or no?”
Person 2: “No… yes, yeah to a no but no to a yeah”
Person 1: “I’m confused”
Person 2: “It’s a simple concept”
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Person 1: “Aye, you and your girl still together?”
Person 2: No, I broke up with her like last week”
Person 1: “What for?”
Person 2: “Long story…”
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