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Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Canโt get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me โthat should work. Itโs just you and me using it.โ Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands
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My cat, #dirk strider, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.
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My pronouns are we/us because weโre in this together. Hold my hand
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im the evil transsexual undoing transphobes and baby trans ppls fearmongering about bottom surgery and informing trans ppl yes u can get bottom surgery theres a very low risk involved with them and theyre very customizeable. im out here letting the baby tgirl know that a neovagina can actually be penetrated and im telling the nonbinary butch that they can actually get two seperate penises if a surgeon lets them (if they get on t) AND they can keep their urethra where it is. im out here undoing years of fearmongering fuck u all. hits u with my research beam
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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character
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*remembers*
*gets sick to my stomach*
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so fucked up that freezer will burn food. freezer isnt supposed to burn. freezer suppose to freeze. is it stupid?
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the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature
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my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo
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patient complained of pain, but has demonstrated working knowledge of basic pharmacology and organic chemistry. seems like drug-seeking behavior to me so i recommend drug testing her and throwing her into a dungeon until the end of her days regardless of its result
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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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irish trans guy, call that man phall o'plasty
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they have GOT to stop giving men grabbable waists and gorgeous eyes and beautiful smiles and i forgot where i was going with this
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it's just sooooooo like. i feel like other people are so animated and driven and full of feeling and life and passion and connection with those around them and i'm just completely blank behind the eyes and i never do anything and i can't make myself authentically feel and think in that naturally comfortable way that most people seem to
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donโt understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real
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