twtakami

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maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

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men who want you to be bitchy—who poke and prod until you snap because they love it when you’re nasty and reckless and mean. they smile sharply while you snarl and hurl insults at them until you’re tired, huffing fire that fizzles out all too soon once you realize that you played right into his desires.

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i like yandere fics because i would much rather be locked in a basement and subjected to unspeakable horrors than work

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𝟗:𝟑𝟓 𝐏𝐌

“hey, kiri just called, apparently you’re not answering your phone.”

katsuki looks up at you from the other side of the bed as he buttons up the top of a silk pajama set you got him last year. “my phone’s on do not disturb after nine.” he simply says, not even asking why his friend called.

“some hero you are,” you jest.

“it’s my night off, i’ve done enough night patrols. it’s deku and half and half’s turn.” he scowls.

“it’s not about work,” you chuckle. “he’s asking if you want to go out for a couple of drinks. you should go.”

“but i’ve already changed into my night-in pajamas.” he gestures down to his body, scowl deepening. you purse your lips in an effort to suppress the laugh bubbling up your throat. you’d called it night-in pajamas when you gifted it to him. he’d called the term stupid then, but it stuck.

you walk closer to him, running your hands up his chest before settling loosely on the nape of his neck, playing with the blond strands on there. “then change out of them, big baby.”

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torture the blonde man some more

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if i can’t suck dick with my boyfriend then what’s the point

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the prettiest one after every timeskip no we don't talk about the hobo™️ in boruto (shivers)

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making out with denki while we’re both tied up and can’t touch each other… big sigh

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I have a soft spot for characters who practice sluttery and/or clownery to hide deep psychological scars and issues they can’t even vocalize let alone unpack.

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not just that but he’s at the top and one of the first ones to watch your stories lmaooooooooo

he gets drunk and reacts with that fire emoji thingy if you post a selfie on your story and then he punches the air when you just like the reply instead of actually responding to it.

it’s even funnier because you don’t follow each other so he has to specifically type in your name each time in order to go to your profile.

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i put the hot in psychotic

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he’s such a grouch

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thinking nasty thoughts about big, mean stepbro kiba who shows your nudes to his friends and dangles you in front of them like bait when they come over just because he gets off on the fact that he’s the one who gets to fuck you in the bathroom later that same night and they can only dream about getting sloppy seconds.

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i just hit the 20k+ mark……… bruh