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Oreos

Back in the Bakery Timeline

Stoner 1: Do you think darkness can live without light

Stoner 2: What could that do with baking

Stoner 1: Chocolate is dark 

Stoner 2: Then what’s light

Stoner 1: Frostin

Stoner 2: Chocolate frosting already exists

Stoner 1: What if we but the frosting in between the chocolate

Stoner 2: . . .

Stoner 2: Go on

Stoner 1: Make the chocolate a cookie

Stoner 2: We have a masterpiece

Zooms outside to show a Hydrox Billboard 

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Energy Drinks

Stoner 1: Hey pass me the coke

Stoner 2: Ok

Gives Cocaine and Coca Cola to Stoner 1

Stoner 1 under his breath: Fusion

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Cupcake

Stoner 1: Hey 

Stoner 2: Yeah

Stoner 1: I want cake

Stoner 2: Do you want it to be “Edible”

Stoner 1 and 2: Ayyyyyyyyyye

Stoner 1: Lol, but no thanks

Stoner 2: k

Stoner 2 walks into the kitchen and opens cabinet

Stoner 2: We are out of pans

Stoner 1: Then use a cup 

Stoner 2: but what about frosting

Stoner 1: Put it all on the top

Stoner 2: k bro

After making and enjoying cupcakes together

Stoner 1: This is amazing. We should open a bakery and sell these

Stoner 2: Do you really think they will sell

Stoner 1: Of course bro you are an amazing baker

Stoner 2: Thanks

Proceeds to make a bakery and stay friends that get high every once in a while making innovations in baking