Somehow everybody knew that everything was wrong | A noose up in the maple tree, the old man's gonna pay
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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me
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when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
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Abuk Adier by Sam Rawadi for Vogue Arabia March 2023
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I think it should be illegal for bathrooms in restaurants to be for "customers only"
#went to a starbies to pee the other day and they bathroom with a needle disposal in it was for customers only#i feel like we should have minimal barriers to disposing a used needle as possible
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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brennan's comments about game changer and one year later from the AMA
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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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adding polls to tumblr was genuinely the best thing they done in the past decade or so like. bitches do love clicking on buttons. any time a poll is on my dash no matter what it is or even if i know nothin bout it i am clicking that thing.
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Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~
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