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one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

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i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

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& they say romance is dead

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You still have time to change. 🧚‍♀️

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Michael Dandley (American, b. MA, USA, based Zürich, Switzerland) - Shard, 2018, Paintings: Gouache on Paper

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Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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fucking idiot gets PRANKED

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we need to lower the retirement age to 27

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can i get a moment of peace

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