Somehow everybody knew that everything was wrong | A noose up in the maple tree, the old man's gonna pay
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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I loved these faeries SO much but never once have I ever completed all of their requests 🤧
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Rare mid-galumph shot
(Credits to Adam Slazok/ComedyWildlife)
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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