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There is no easy way to say any of this but I'm going to try my best here. Being in a band is a tricky balancing act at times. It's something like what I would imagine being in a polyamorous business relationship with a traveling circus. It's amazing, it's frustration, it's a confusing exercise in trust in the best possible way. Over the last 2 years I've had the extreme pleasure of playing music with 3 of my best friends, met crazy awesome people from totally different places and backgrounds and shared stories, fears and annoyances with them. It was without a doubt the best time I've had in my entire life and I'm infinitely grateful for that. It's a with a heavy heart that I must depart from Two Hand Fools, a band that meant alot to me way before I was any part of it. I know it maybe hard to understand, but I'm going to be moving on to other pursuits and projects but playing music with these individuals is microscopic in the scope of things compared to being their friend for as long as I can be. At this point you maybe thinking "this doesn't make any sense at all" or "suck it up or something" or whatever, but respectfully I don't care. It's peanuts compared to drinking a beer, sitting on a porch or bitching about my day to Adam, Ty or Ryan, which I'm not willing to gamble. I'll be playing with the guys one more time at Grog Shop with Saintseneca and Dolfish Music this upcoming Wednesday. We'd love for you to come out. Obviously THF will be a band for years to come and I urge to to give them you support as I know I will.  Thanks for the memories,  Sean Clark

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Fest 12 footage by Mike Plante

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Our record release is the day after tomorrow! So many awesome band! Come out!!

This Saturday in Cleveland we’ll be doing lots of celebrating at Now That’s Class. JR & Brian’s b-day, Two Hand Fools record release and some of our best friends all playing one show. We’ve got some fun surprises planned. Terry Cola from CCC filling in on drums. We might not play Cleve for a little bit so come out!

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#twohandfools #shakespeares #kalamazoo #vscocam

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Two hand fools Worship this! Cherry cola champions Ma Jolie Who needs you

What a sick line up! Beyond pumped for this Saturday!

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January 24th in Kalamazoo, MI

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Two Hand Fools - s/t (clear out of 100) Messy Life Records

twohandfools.bandcamp.com

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Last 5 splatter variants will be for sale February 1st at @NowThatsClass ! Only 9 on these exsists! Super limited!

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All pre orders for the new LP have shipped out from Messy Life Records! Keep your eye out to see if you got one of the multicolored variants (or maybe some other cool stuff in your mailer). They still have some "coke bottle" copies on their store or you can get them from us at a shows if we are in your area. Happy Festivus Freaks!

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Hey yo! Distro's n such who are interested in carrying the new self titled 12" should hit up Messy Life Records at: Messyliferecords@gmail.com

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Ok guys/gals/freaks, two lucky people will get these limited edition variants of our new record! Only 9 of these copies exist and all are completely different colors and patterns. Two random pre orders from Messy Life Records will receive these in place of of the black or coke bottle they selected. You have until monday to qualify so grab one now if you haven't yet: http://messyliferecords.bigcartel.com/product/two-hand-fools-two-hand-fools-pre-order

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Exactly one week from today! Come snag an LP!

Flyer by Shannon Sullivan

https://www.facebook.com/events/502786546495823/

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Put a bunch of FINISHED LP's together tonight! They are shipping out from Messy Life Records next week sometime to pre orders. We will also have some available at our shows, including at Now That's Class on the 28th with Radiator Hospital, The Fucking Cops and Classic Sand as well as our Record Release February 1st w/ Ma Jolie, Worship This, Who Needs You and Cherry Cola Champions (also at NTC), not to mention all of our up coming out of town shows! Shooooooo!

December 28th Show: https://www.facebook.com/events/502786546495823

Record Release Show: https://www.facebook.com/events/601094046594861/

Order them from Messy Life Records here: http://messyliferecords.bigcartel.com/product/two-hand-fools-two-hand-fools-pre-order

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It’s that band, Two Hand Fools. I did this drawing for the insert of their full length record, which is finally nearing release (I also did the rest of the art/design for the record). Make sure you go out and cop.

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Final product. Pre orders shipping before Xmas from Messy Life Records. Available most likely by our next show:

December 28th at Now That’s Class with The Fucking Cops, Radiator Hospital and Classic Sand.

Record Release is February 1st at Now That’s Class with Ma Jolie, Worship This!, Who Needs You and Cherry Cola Champions!

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Just picked up 7 crazy variant color copies of our new LP. They are real sharp looking! Stay tuned for info on how you can snag one of these! Messy Life Records only has about 20 copies on "coke bottle clear" left. Pre order now to make sure you don't miss out!

  http://messyliferecords.bigcartel.com/product/two-hand-fools-two-hand-fools-pre-order

  Stream it now here:

http://twohandfools.bandcamp.com/album/two-hand-fools

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Lately I’ve been so uptight, I can’t relax my mind And I find I’m worrying I might disappear 

Two Hand Fools