two4dashow

[two4dashow]

Nate on gabe's return: it's great. brings joy to everybody seeing him play. it's a lot of fun 😐

IT'S JOYFUL OK YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE AND HEAR IT . IT IS FUN. IT IS OVERFLOWING

marble statue disturbed by a passing scrum:

On playing round 1 vs mikko: idk 😶 I've played against friends before. It is what it is

😭😭😭

apr 15, 2025 // practice // break bw avs reg season end & playoffs start

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I love doctor odyssey because it’s like every other ryan murphy show but on extra crack, you could tell me anything and I’d believe it

like where did tristan’s chef love interest disappear to? you could tell me one of the orcas ate her and I’d fully believe you

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im rewatching the scene of avery 'isolating dna' in ep14 to get a screenshot of the stupid centrifuge glorified fidget spinner to piss off my friend and......

THERES NOT EVEN A PIPETTE TIP ON THE FUCKING AUTOPIPETTE WHAT IS HAPPENING

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i actually take back every bad thing i've ever said about doctor odyssey this was lowkey the best television episode of all time. i love irredeemably unrealistic pure gold medical equipment i love whiplash inducing tone shifts every 10 minutes i love #1 ody3 warrior captain massey and most of all i love throuples. if this show gets cancelled after one season i will do incredibly unsavory things to several people

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[two4dashow]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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they could have said, like, "we made a new wolf morph, which shows how far genetic science has advanced". they could have said, "we're calling them direwolves out of a love for the extinct species." maybe too much to ask for but would have loved it if they'd pointed out some kind of ecological niche they were theoretically intent on resolving - like, "wolves are having trouble adapting to human sprawl and we are hoping that our research into the past will help us save wolves in the present."

but alas they did not do this. and see this sucks because i want to be hype about new bigass fantasy wolves. there is a 7th grade version of me that would be ecstatic about this. she would be obsessive.

unfortunately, due to capitalism, now i gotta have beef with puppies. can you imagine.

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unhinged I tell you. Un. Hinged.

tristan alcohol withdrawal max post-fentanyl overdose avery um. pregnant I guesss. most functional medical team in the history of time.

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The myth of white superiority depends on giving unserious mediocre white men a double standard and treating them with kid gloves.

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Seeing how Americans have responded to their consoles and games getting more expensive and knowing that people in Vietnam have lost their jobs and entire livelihoods because of these tariffs has thoroughly entrenched my understanding that Americans are for the most part Treatlerites and will never have sufficient class consciousness to form any effective resistance.

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Love Letter to the Eve of the End of the World by George Abraham

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Sure, it may not be a "formal filibuster" since it's not obstructing a vote on legislation, but if Cory Booker's speech ends up exceeding Strom Thurmond's 24:18 record - like, having a black man beat a record set by Thurmond defending segregation is pretty great!

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I mean…at this point all US politics are fucked but this doesn’t suck