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Hi! Would you mind doing a fanfic where John is a teacher at a college and Sherlock is one of his students? And they have to sneak around and there is a lot of smut! Thank you so much :) I love your writing by the way.

[Hello :) Thank you for the prompt, and for liking my writing! I really appreciate it. Enjoyed writing this so I hope people enjoy it too. I guess whoever is reading this can make John as old as they want. Hope you like it! Thanks again]

I stared at my class of 17 year olds from my desk, “you’re dismissed. Please bring your papers up to me. Thank you”. The loud noise of people scraping back their chairs filled my ears as everyone scrambled to get up and get out the classroom as fast as they could. One by one each student dumped their paper on top of one another’s on my desk before quickly leaving the room. All except one boy. “Sherlock Holmes”. The boy looked up quickly, “yes Sir?”. I stood up and walked towards him, “I don’t mean to.. intrude but..”, he interrupted before I even finished my sentence, “no. No I, don’t have any friends”. I perched myself on the edge of the desk as he zipped up his bag, “what do you enjoy? Doesn’t anyone have the same interests as you?”. Sherlock just shrugged, “I like science. Experiments. A challenge”. I smiled, “I like science too”. Sherlock huffed a laugh, “you’re a science teacher Sir”. I laughed and nodded, “indeed I am. Well, if you ever want to do any experiments I don’t mind. I can supervise you”. Sherlock’s eyes lit up, “thank you Sir”.That was exactly what I did. Every friday, Sherlock Holmes turned up in my lab to do experiments. I watched. He didn’t really like me getting involved but it was fascinating to watch him work. He was one of the cleverest in the year, in the whole school even and just watching him, anyone could tell that. One day a week soon turned into two, then it was three days a week but, I didn’t mind. It was enjoyable. I liked it.I heard a knock on my door and looked up. Sherlock was standing there. It was a Tuesday. He never came on Tuesdays. “Come in Sherlock. Are.. you okay?”. Sherlock walked in and sat up on one of the desks. He was tall, but the science tables were tall too, so his feet didn’t quite touch the floor. “I’m fine. I was just wondering if you could help me with an experiment today?”. I stood up from the seat behind my desk, “of course, what is it you need?”.Sherlock set up the experiment, putting beakers of what seemed like everything he could get hold of. He took a bag out of his pocket which was filled with water and a small orange fish. “Sherlock, don’t you dare but that in Acetaldehyde. You know it’s toxic to fish”, I warned him. Sherlock looked up at me, frowning, “but it’s for an experiment”. I shook my head, “there’s nothing to observe, you��ll just kill it. Don’t. Please Sherlock?. It’s a living thing?”. He scowled at me and put the bag down on the table, “well what should I do with it?”. I smiled, “we’ll put it in the school pond later, but put the Acetaldehyde back, it’s hazardous, to that poor little fish and even to you”. Sherlock did as he was told and then sat down on my desk. My desk was shorter than students ones so his feet were firmly on the ground. He was watching me as I tidied his mess away. “Did you want something else? You look like you want to say something”, I said as I put the last beaker back into the cupboard. Sherlock opened his mouth to speak but then shook his head, jumping off the desk and quickly running out the door, leaving the fish for me to get rid of.That night I lay there in bed, sweating and hard. I’d be hard for well over an hour now but I couldn’t bring myself to get rid of it. I was hard from thoughts about Sherlock. He was one of my student for god sake. I could lose my job. I imagined him sitting in my chair whilst I sat on the desk, him in between my legs as he took my cock down his throat. I imagined him doing as he was told, obeying every single thing I told him to do. I wondered if he was a virgin. I’d be the first to claim him. The first to use him. The sounds that he’d make. Where we’d do it. Us joined as one as he begged me for release. That was it. I wrapped a hand around my cock and moaned. It only took a mere 3 minutes before I’d spilled all over my stomach. Sherlock didn’t come and see me again until Friday. “You didn’t come the last two days”, I said, not looking up from my marking. “Sorry”, he mumbled. I looked up at him, “no, don’t be sorry.. if you were busy that’s fine”. He shook his head, “I wasn’t busy, I was just thinking”. I put down my pen and frowned, “is everything alright? At home? School?”. Sherlock didn’t answer, he just walked towards me and sat on my desk, “can I, ask you a question?”. I smiled, “of course, ask away”. Sherlock looked away from me. I’d never seen him be embarrassed before. He never really showed his emotions, but now he couldn’t even look at me. “I think I like someone”. I felt my heart sink and my throat burn dry. “What’s the problem?”, I choked out. He licked his lips, pausing for a moment, “what do I do?”. I cleared my throat, continuing to stare at him, “well just, make them happy I guess. Tell them you like them. Kiss them maybe? It’s up to you Sherlock. People react differently”. He turned towards me and opened his mouth to speak, but before he even got any words out he’d smashed his lips to mine. I gasped and grabbed a fistful of his hair to keep his lips on mine as soon as I came to my senses. I nibbled on his lower lip and he parted them ever so slightly. I plunged my tongue in and kissed him within an inch of my life. He tasted exquisite. I’d wanted this for so long and it was finally, finally happening.When we finally pulled away his lips were bruised and his hair was sticking up in all directions. He leant forwards and I caught him before he toppled off the desk and on top of me, “okay?”, I said, panting. He pulled a small bottle out of his pocket and put it on the desk. Lube. “Sherlock, we can’t. If anyone catches us, I’ll lose my job! Not in school, not here”, I said, trying to get my breath back. He jumped off the desk and leant over it, his bum in the air with him gripping the other side of the desk as his chest and stomach was pressed against it, my marking underneath him. There was also pens and other bits of equipment scattered across the floor, “I’ve waited too long. Please”. I pushed the chair away, and stood up quickly, my mind changing in an instant. I reached round to unbutton his trousers, “are you a virgin?”. Sherlock didn’t answer so I tugged on his hair, making him gasp, “answer me Sherlock, it’s important”. He nodded quickly and I groaned as I tugged his trousers down to his ankles along with his pants. His cock hit his stomach with a loud ‘smack’ and he whimpered softly, “Sir, I want you. I want you so badly”. I leant over him and kissed his neck, “John. It’s John, Sherlock. You’ll have me, I’m all yours”. Sherlock thrust against the desk, seeking friction and I tugged his hair again, “don’t do that. That’s my job, hmm?”. I pulled my trousers and pants down too and grabbed the bottle, tipping some over my fingers. I pushed the first finger inside him without warning and Sherlock cried out, loudly. “Shh love, we don’t want anyone coming in. Not too loud”, I said softly, adding a second finger and scissoring them both. He was panting and gasping, trying to push back onto my fingers. His knuckles were white as they clung onto the desk as tight as he could. With the third finger I brushed against his prostate and his hands let go of the desk making him almost drop to the floor, “careful, I’ve got you, but keep hold. You’ll need it”. I removed my fingers and he whimpered and moaned, “Sir, John, please. I need you. In me. Please, please”. I poured some more lube into my hands and gave my cock a few strokes, “it’s okay Sherlock, I am, I am”. I lined up with his hole and pushed in. It was tight. I’d used 3 fingers and still it was a tight fit. “Big, god. John. Sir. Oh my, more”, he stuttered. I pushed all the way in and grabbed hold of his hips, panting. I pulled nearly all the way out and Sherlock sobbed. I thrust back in hard and the sound of flesh hitting flesh spurred me on. I did it again and again, faster and harder each time. Sherlock was moaning and mumbling out a jumbled mix of words as my movements got more and more erratic. I changed my angle and every thrust of my hips had me slamming into Sherlock’s prostate. He was crying out loudly. Luckily the school was quite empty at this time of the evening otherwise I’m pretty sure the whole school would be able to hear his moans and cries. I’d be out of my job for sure too, as he screamed out, "JOHN”, as he came all over my desk. I pound into him, gripping his hips so tightly purple marks were forming under my fingertips. “I love you”, Sherlock sobbed and I came inside him, my vision going white as the most intense orgasm I’d ever had, hit me like a tonne of bricks. After my vision came back to me, I pulled out of him and kicked off my trousers and pants that were still around my ankles. I walked over to the sink to fetch two paper towels, one which I soaked and one which was dry. I wiped Sherlock and my desk up before cleaning myself free from any stickiness too. I tugged my clothes back on before collapsing back into my chair. Sherlock was still slumped over my desk and he was crying. “I didn’t hurt you did I?”, I said softly. Sherlock shook his head, “I didn’t mean to say that”, he whispered quietly. I helped him back into his clothes and zipped his flies up, before I sat down again with him in my lap. “I love you too, so it doesn’t matter”, I whispered in his ear as I held him, “but I have no idea why you love me, I’m an old man”. Sherlock looked up at me from where his face was pressed to my neck, “you’re not old, I’m just young”. I smiled at him and he smiled back before he pressed a soft kiss to my lips. “See you tomorrow in class then?”. I laughed softly, “yes Sherlock, I’ll see you tomorrow”.

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Why ship Kyman when you can ship Kymen? A harem of Cartmen >>> a single Cartman.

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doodle from last night to cheer myself up

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damn i was wrong about chatgpt it’s based af

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I know there are many more to share, but we'd have to fill a huge library.

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Why is Liane Cartman a bad mother? (long post)

Lots of people think that she is a bad mother because she just let her son to get away with everything and never discipline him or even teach him about what is right or wrong and wants to treat him like a friend isntead of an actual child but the truth is, she is way worse than that.

Lets see some examples:

1.)    She constantly lies which in some cases seem to be about protecting her son from the harsh reality but if we consider how she behaves it seems more about getting away her fucked up lifestyle in front of her son or to avoid actual parenting.

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In the fat camp episode it was her who lied Cartman about being big bonned and that it was genetical in their family to be fat instead of telling her son the truth and help him out to lose weight aka giving him healthy food and play sports with him (considering his father he should have been good at sports) and she even laugh at him when the other kids made fun of him like the whole thing wasnt even her fault.

Or when she constantly lies about her job as I said above this could be about protecting him from the harsh reality but she still brings her job home so it seems more about not making her son mad at her for endangering him.

Or when she lied about his father. Liane knew how badly Cartman wanted to know about him but she still decided to lie and even deny his existence because of others. And this is also where the second point comes in.

2.)    Pleasing people is more important than Eric. It seems Cartman got his whole wanting to be popular and be like others from his mother because Liane also does everything others tell her to do. She interestingly only cares about her son behaviour problems when others contact her about otherwise Cartman can do whatever he wants and she is ready to lie or endanger him if that is others want her to do.

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She tricked Cartman to give away his kidney because of the other parents and she also lied about his father because of the same reason. (it is possible she was threatened to do this tho but we didnt really see that happen). And while I like Kyle and I am happy that he survived but from a parents viewpoint your child is suppose to be the no1 and that means you dont force them to go through a surgery they dont want to (if it isnt about their health) or endanger them because of others. I mean Eric’s kidney had problems so he and Kyle got pretty lucky that it still functioned pretty well. Just imagine if they took out Cartman’s good kidney and left him with a bad one, he could have died.

Or when she gave Cartman’s hideout to the other kids so they can play meanwhile she punished Cartman. I mean I understand that the confinement was necessary but giving away his play room just seemed unnecessary and even cruel. Even a normal kid would feel angry about this.

3.)    Abandons him when she can because of her job and addictions or because she just cant deal with him, this was more obvious in the older seasons.

There is a reason guys why Cartman can cook eventhough it seems her mother does everything for him. I guess many times he was left alone at home or his mother was too high/tired to care about his food.

Or when she left Shelly to babysit him so she could go to a meteor shower party which has a double meaning (dont search after it :I).

And also when Cartman wasnt at home she didnt waste time to get together with an other person in the death of Eric Cartman episode. But we know from the tsst episode that she cant go out anymore because her son doesnt let her and while in the episode this seemed like a bad thing because her son was controlling but if we really look into her past the whole situation seems more about a kid who is trying to stop his mother’s destructive behaviour (aka laying around). Kids who have addicted parents usually have to grow up (in some ways) much faster than others which also means they try cover up their parents mistakes (as we saw Cartman used to do this a lot with the whole: She needed the money excuse) or try to excuse their behaviour and they also try to save or guide them. Basically they switch out their roles which is very unhealthy.

4.)    Endangers him.

First of all Liane is a drug addict and we know that drugs the majority of times affect people’s behaviour and can alter their personality. Although Liane seems calm and nice all the time it is possible that deep inside she has the same personality as Cartman and we havent seen how she behaves when she isnt under the influence of drugs. But we have already seen her manipulating her son and even teaching him to be hateful especially to jews and gingers (already mentioned this in an other post).  Also there are probably times when she is so out of it that Cartman needs to take care of her or protect her from men.

And her addiction can also ensure that Cartman become an addict too. We have already seen this happen because he still uses the cough medicine as a drug to calm himself down and Liane is ready to „help him out” with this instead of stopping him.

And while Cartman used her mother’s addiction to get what he wants aka a new rich family in the poor kid episode he still got punished because he was lying although he didnt really lie because his mom used to take drugs. It is a little bit annoying that he and the other kids fe Stan gets punished in some way while the adults can walk away withouth consequences.

Second because of her job she brings her clients or boyfriends home who also hurt and sexually abused Cartman. We know from an older episode that Cartman used to report her boyfriends for this and the police used to take them away to prison. Some people might say that he only did this because he didnt want to share his mother’s attention with others or just hated these unknown men but we also saw from this episode that her current boyfriend answered pretty strangely when they tried to re-educate him and the other parents so it seems that Cartman was right about these dangerous men.

 And in a very early episode it also seemed that Liane used him when she performed some of her well… sexual activities as a prop so no wonder he considered parents having sex as a tragical backstory in the new game.

 There is also a possibility that he was raped by his uncle because he still has nightmares about it. But maybe Liane didnt know about this because she seemed pretty mad when Cartman accused her of molesting him in front of others but is possible that she only felt mad because other people were around.

Btw it seems that Cartman is more bothered with her laying around than her drug addiction and probably that is also a reason why he is mad all the time although he didnt realize the true reason of his anger. He isnt the only kid who behaves this way lots of real children deal with their family problems in this way and we can even find some examples in animes too fe: Ripple from Magical Girl Raising Project who also became agressive because of her mother’s similar behaviour and because she had to protect herself from others.

5.)    Was physically abusive and used to slap her son for very little things. Maybe she behaved this way because the creators still searched for her and Cartman’s personality but it is possible that she was really like this until Cartman became stronger and stopped her because in later seasons the abuse stopped and he used to beat up people especially adults.

Many physically abusive parents stop their abuse the moment the child can stop their hands or beat them up and using his new found strenght he went overboard and that is why he beat up others. It seems he calmed down in this aspect because he usually loses fights nowadays eventhough his opponents are much weaker than the adults.

 6.)    As I said before he doesnt get any parental guidence.

 Liane doesnt really teach him about real life instead she is giving him a very dishonest picture and even when he tries to do better or ask for advice she panicks and leaves him alone or try to divert his attention with food.

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 When Cartman asked her how to make things right she freaked out and didnt give him a proper answer.

 Or in the game she tried to use cookies to divert his attention from the pimps and the whores.

I think deep inside Liane knows she is ruining her son and she feels guilty about it and that is why she tried to give him everything he wanted or overfed him because food is the substitute for love and that is why food can calm Cartman down. In a way he was already an addict even before the cough medicine but he was addicted to food.

I also think that Liane tries her best because she seems calmer than her older self and she tries to put Cartman on a pedestal but she also comes from an abusive home with addicts so she also doesnt really have and idea of what she is doing and she doesnt really get any help.

I also find it interesting that many people think that Butters and Cartman should switch parents (like in those old tv shows)becuse Butters would finally have a good mother who takes care of him while Cartman would get punished for his wrong doings but he would be able to stand up to Butters’ parents and teach them to appreciate their child and be nicer to him. I personally think that Butters wouldnt be able to handle Liane and her destructive and neglectful behaviour and he would end up more scared than before while Cartman would be able to grow accustomed to a stricter household especially if he wants to prove others wrong.

In a way Cartman’s situation is really sad because he doesnt have anybody he could count on and even his friends tease him about his mother (and in the past about his father) and ignore him when he needs help while they expect that he will help them out when they have problems.

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Stop posting Kyman GWS

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El kyman week del año pasado

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Best hits of Cartman✨

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Practical and Perfumed - Submitted by SeesawSiya

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oh liane :(

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“He fed his brother his parents in chili” well that’s not my problem 🤷‍♂️

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babies

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Cartman has a type, someone here like Good Omens? I really love Crowley and I noticed that little detail of the physique between Crowley and Kyle, it must be funny for Eric

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Comics masterpost

Ok so since I’ve been doing silly comics for a while I thought it might be easier to put them all in one place, including ones that are just one post.

So here they are!

Longer stories:

Student/Professor Au

Cupid Crush

Magic Flower

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Short comics:

Finally

Cuffin’ Season

When Future Kyle’s Around

7 Minutes in Heaven

Jealous

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Anyone wants to come talk to me about this scenes? help me connect them?

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I really like to imagine that Kyle bends over to be kissed by Eric