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The Search For Grog: 

Fate Rolls

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TALIESIN BROUGHT OUT BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THE MAP I’M HOLLERING (credit to @critrolecloset for noticing)

Bonus Sam:

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do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

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Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.

Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)

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Pike Trickfoot: I am a ball of sunshine and goodness and delight

Pike Trickfoot: here is my adoptive brother he never found an evil sword he didn't like and I love him so much

Pike Trickfoot: here is my dear friend and former crush he's sold 25000% of shares in his soul

Pike Trickfoot: here is my husband, Exandria's foremost fuckboy, liar, and furniture-based crime lord

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must I have a college degree to get jobs? is it not enough to be a skilled horseman and know all the herbs that help with tummy aches

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new and improved mbti test

1. Were you popular in high school?

     A. Yes (E)

     B. No (I)

2. Do you play sports?

     A. Yes (S)

     B. No (N)

3. Are you good at math?

     A. Yes (T)

     B. No (F)

4. Is your room clean?

     A. Yes (J)

     B. No (P)

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scanlan, trapped inside the stomach of an ancient dragon, successfully making a tiny cut and then immediately summoning bigby’s hand to fist the wound…….900 iq plays

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they wanted darkness… + i’ll let you down || (parachutes zine) 

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bottom of your soul and be love. by redhoods

eheheehehehoohohohoo