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what the fuck happened to the mobile layout

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2024 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

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Come submit your favorite fictional dogs!

Pretty self explanatory, this is a poll blog for fictional dogs!

-The dogs can be from any fictional source: book, show, movie, podcast, etc. It's not limited to animated dogs either. Lassie, the Buddies dogs, or the dog from The Thing are viable submissions, because you're submitting a character. That dog is an actor and playing a character

-There will be a space to tell me about the dog you're submitting, so if for some reason you're not sure if your dog counts, you can make an argument there. Or shoot me an ask or dm

-The very standard "don't spam me/commit voter fraud" warning. Submit as many dogs as you like, but please submit each dog only once

-Submissions will be open for 1 week, starting from today (September 3rd--about 5pm PST September 10th)

Happy submitting, please show me some dogs!!!!

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wait wtf is cream soda

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i am so sick of this show man what the hell was that

no offence but like.. n and uzi are perfectly fine as friends. the shippy stuff feels so forced it does actually hurt. i know its been happening for several episodes but this one was just too much. like bro did you learn nothing from star vs the forces of evil. a male and female protag can just be friends it is fine dude.

ill be honest its like.. from cabin fever onward where i started disliking this show because shit keeps happening in it like why is uzi a cyborg (as in part bionic part organic. she has flesh now man. what the hell.) now or whatever.

whatever man im tired

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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

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not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’

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I got a marketing email from hobbycraft to say that they're now selling plush pumpkins ahead of halloween

so of course I went to the website, which led me to this delightful photo series showing the different sizes available:

I love and support this man and his pumpkin collection

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smthing i can just never believe when ppl (mostly twitter users) complain about a girl character being made to look 'mannish' or 'masculine' and talk about the death of femininity and every time i get excited and think 'oh okay cool did we get a butch character or-' and its literally jusg a regular fucking woman like you would see at the grocery store. like jusyt a normal woman

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*firebombs your dashboard*

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