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forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair

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*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)

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"'Faux leather', she's so pretentious. Shut up, it's fucking plastic...'faux leather'"

*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)

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Things worn down by people.

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i love it when two adult men have a homoerotic teenage girl friendship and falling out

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da2 but cassandra doesn’t just have varric in custody and every quest has a wildly different tone and wildly different portrayals of the characters because somebody else is narrating it. every other time you finish a quest we cut to a different companion going “HUH? no don’t listen to [x companion] what REALLY happened was—” and you have to do some quests all eight times like a matryoshka doll of questing

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this is the equivalent of high-schoolers passing notes to each other in class. except that they're cardinals in the middle of a conclave in the sistine chapel

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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

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death • rebirth

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Diomedes: One of the many, many things that baffles me about Odysseus is that he manages to remain unmurdered.

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four