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I know I already made the Rook and Shepard comparison on main but also like. I really do think Yaryna would relate to my Shepards the most

I like to think she'd walk into the BioWare character convention and both the First Playthrough and the Mage Playthrough groups would be gesturing for her to join them but then she'd look over to John and Jane and go towards them instead. Woman in her late 40s goes "How do you do fellow kids" as she joins up with two 32 year olds

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Me: Wow Valentine's Day? I could draw any of my PCs with their LIs :)

What I drew instead:

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It's interesting because at the end of the day, John is still an introvert who likes staying in and Jane is still an extrovert who loves going to parties. It's just that John is a lot more comfortable spending time with a few close friends, while Jane enjoys the energy of a great party. They show their true selves to each other because they showed each other that they're willing to listen without any judgment, which means they can relax and express emotions that they feel they can't express out in public

John and Jane being the "Fake Grumpy/Fake Sunshine" dynamic but everyone thinks they're legit. Even John and Jane think they're legit until they're alone and it's like. Oh right. We're doing that because we have insecurities that we pushed down so deep we forgot they were there until they forcibly came back up

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John and Jane being the "Fake Grumpy/Fake Sunshine" dynamic but everyone thinks they're legit. Even John and Jane think they're legit until they're alone and it's like. Oh right. We're doing that because we have insecurities that we pushed down so deep we forgot they were there until they forcibly came back up

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If Elissa, Marian, and Yaryna are all Filipino, what does that make Kaaras? Also Filipino? Or an honorary pinoy?

I'll admit that I didn't really think of him as being Filipino when I made him (though with the way they portray the Vashoth in this series I think he is just like me fr fr. Tho more in the sense of him being a first/second-gen immigrant), but I'm just really amused by him surrounded by human women who are all of the same ethnicity. The perk is that he gets to sit in on all the chismis (which would mostly be supplied by Marian. She's not really a marites, admittedly. But she has potential)

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This but with John and Jane

I need John and Jane to do that one Game Grumps short where Arin holds up a piece of mistletoe above his and Dan's head

And Dan's like "Arin, is that mistletoe?"

And Arin throws the mistletoe aside before clapping his and Dan's hand and says "No. It's mistlebro". That's "John and Jane with one brain cell" core

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I need John and Jane to do that one Game Grumps short where Arin holds up a piece of mistletoe above his and Dan's head

And Dan's like "Arin, is that mistletoe?"

And Arin throws the mistletoe aside before clapping his and Dan's hand and says "No. It's mistlebro". That's "John and Jane with one brain cell" core

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Someone runs in thinking there's a crisis and John is laying there smiling with his eyes closed because he hasn't felt this relaxed in years

They'll try to make John go to a spa and next thing you know he's screaming like he's being tortured because he's having a back massage

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tbf if this actually happened Marian wouldn't really be there by invitation or anything. She heard about Varric and was like "Kaaras pls give me the location so I can check it out myself btw can I also be allowed to use your Eluvians" and by the time she got there this shit was happening. She didn't really have much of a stake in the actual conflict, but she saw Kaaras and his friend beating up a guy and was like "Can I join too 🥺👉👈"

I can't draw but I can still use a photo image editor. Anyway

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I can't draw but I can still use a photo image editor. Anyway

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btw that scene proves that aliens exist within their universe, and did that way before they had the mounted Krogan heads in the Winter Palace, which means that once again the TWSIT AU is Canon and True

Thinking about Starfang, the sword my Warden used made from a metal I collected from a meteor after watching a one minute cutscene that was basically one whole Superman reference and moved on without any further explanation. Anyway whatever happened to that kid

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Hey guys do you think maybe Elissa didn't want to be a Warden

Davrin: Maybe a Warden who survives an Archdemon is no Warden at all

Elissa: Oh my god you're so right *Goes away and never comes back*

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Davrin: Maybe a Warden who survives an Archdemon is no Warden at all

Elissa: Oh my god you're so right *Goes away and never comes back*

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They'll try to make John go to a spa and next thing you know he's screaming like he's being tortured because he's having a back massage

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I like to think that this conversation is Yaryna's first in-person meeting with Marian and immediately she's like. This woman is also in her forties huh. What great diverse lives we protagonists live (which is the polite way of saying that Yaryna thinks Marian is kinda weird)

Dragon Age The Veilguard spoilers

Since the Inquisitor was likely told about what happened to Varric before Rook found out the truth, I'm imagining them now being the ones to tell Hawke about it

So Kaaras and Yaryna sit Marian down and are like "Marian....we don't know how else to tell you.... but Varric is dead..."

And Marian’s like. "Oh. How did it happen? Illness? Old age? Did he walk up an incline that was too steep and got a heart attack?"

Yaryna is staring until Kaaras says, "He tried to wrestle a dagger off of Solas and ended up getting stabbed with it."

"Why was he wrestling with Solas?"

"Because he was trying to stop him from doing a ritual."

"He did that? Out of his own volition?"

"Well yeah- What do you mean by his own volition?" Asks Yaryna.

Marian doesn't reply. She starts tearing up. But she's not sad. She's happy.

"He actually acted on his own principles in the end," she whispers.

Yaryna is staring again before Kaaras nudges her. "Don’t worry, she's just like that."

Five minutes later, Marian is back to all smiles and no crying and the rest of the meeting is spent hanging out.

"Hey," she pipes up. "Wouldn't it be funny if the Hero of Ferelden was here too?"

Kaaras raises an eyebrow. "I thought Warden Cousland was looking for a cure to the Blight."

"She doesn't really need to do that anymore," says Yaryna. "The Blight changed after the gods were killed."

"Yeah, but.....hmm."

It was Yaryna's turn to raise an eyebrow. "What is it?"

"What are the chances that wasn't the actual reason why she left?"

They nod silently when they realize what he meant by that.

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Dragon Age The Veilguard spoilers

Since the Inquisitor was likely told about what happened to Varric before Rook found out the truth, I'm imagining them now being the ones to tell Hawke about it

So Kaaras and Yaryna sit Marian down and are like "Marian....we don't know how else to tell you.... but Varric is dead..."

And Marian’s like. "Oh. How did it happen? Illness? Old age? Did he walk up an incline that was too steep and got a heart attack?"

Yaryna is staring until Kaaras says, "He tried to wrestle a dagger off of Solas and ended up getting stabbed with it."

"Why was he wrestling with Solas?"

"Because he was trying to stop him from doing a ritual."

"He did that? Out of his own volition?"

"Well yeah- What do you mean by his own volition?" Asks Yaryna.

Marian doesn't reply. She starts tearing up. But she's not sad. She's happy.

"He actually acted on his own principles in the end," she whispers.

Yaryna is staring again before Kaaras nudges her. "Don’t worry, she's just like that."

Five minutes later, Marian is back to all smiles and no crying and the rest of the meeting is spent hanging out.

"Hey," she pipes up. "Wouldn't it be funny if the Hero of Ferelden was here too?"

Kaaras raises an eyebrow. "I thought Warden Cousland was looking for a cure to the Blight."

"She doesn't really need to do that anymore," says Yaryna. "The Blight changed after the gods were killed."

"Yeah, but.....hmm."

It was Yaryna's turn to raise an eyebrow. "What is it?"

"What are the chances that wasn't the actual reason why she left?"

They nod silently when they realize what he meant by that.