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Transgender woman if you're out there I need you to buy a bra. Any kind. It will make your tits look so fat and you will get so euphoric

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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief online you get hundreds of people going like "im not a prude i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection

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i know i've probably got many mannerisms of speaking from being on tumblr too long, but truly no phrase has affected my speech more than "me i pet him wet hands style"

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appreciation post for Kim Kaphwan’s incredibly swooshy pants

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always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem

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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes

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What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night

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Let them cook

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do you feel like you stand out in public?

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Chivalry is dead no one saying "ma'am it's beautiful how your cock retains it's feminine qualia even once hard, almost beckoning one forward to its call" to me now it's just "pit pics or I can't cum"

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this video helps answer an important question: what if you hit transgenders with an impact tattooing implement designed for pigs that are about to be slaughtered? turn your sound UP song is ESTRADIOL DUST by ANGEL_TECH! (featuring @futchling, @dangselene, @blaster-faguette, myself, & another who isn't on tumblr)