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solas and felassan commission for @evilbunnyking, thank you!

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from The Memory Palace, by Nate DiMeo

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💙💛 Commission by Hoshi-chan

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

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okay so, it's been like two days but i am still thinking about the other night, when my partner and i got into a very heated showdown. and here's the thing, we don't argue. we live a very frog and toad existence. but i've been lucky enough to read and help as a beta for @saathi1013's just unreal, absolutely stunning upcoming MM fic and so my partner and i got to talking, as couples naturally do, about wether or not priests should be allowed to fuck.

"and here's the thing", i told them. "i think catholic priests would be a lot less demented f they were allowed to fuck. not totally! not totally! they're still bastards. but i think it would help."

"are you insane?", my partner asked. "a man cannot tell me that he's getting messages from a man in the sky if he's busting a nut before mass"

"you're making it sound like sex and spirituality can't go together! what is this, the crucible? god wants us to fuck! what did he tell adam? he said "it is not good for man to be alone" and then he created eve and then he said "go forth and suck and fuck!' that's literally in the bible!!"

and then my dastardly, kicked-out-of-CDC-for-asking-too-many-questions partner did the most catholic (derogatory) thing possible. they said: "yeah, well, you think a man who wears jeans to church and plays electric guitar for jesus can be a pastor!"

and okay. okay. i had to hand it to them. that is very true, the path out of protestant hell (evangelicalism) is paved in fatal doses of cringe. but, you know what, i don't really care either way. it doesn't matter. it was just a silly, fun little conversation.

so, anyways, i'm going to nail 95 complaints to our front door for my beloved to see when they come home.

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i just want to know what the light tastes like

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i dont even have a switch

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This protective book cover from about 1630 shows elaborate silver smith work over violet velvet.

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don't ask me if i'm going to draw his final ep form

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Chinese wushu technique, shuang-jie-gun. (CR 楚儿霸王)