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i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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ITS THE FOURTH OF JULY !!! HAPPY JOSEPH KAVINSKY EXPLODED HIMSELF OVER HIS HOMOEROTIC RIVALRY WITH RONAN LYNCH DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE !!! IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE YOU AND ME, BITCH !!!

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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in my deathbed doing phone time for a bit before im ready

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in third grade on the swing with my friend i announced “i figured it out” and my friend said “figured what out” and i said “the meaning of life!” and being third graders this was very exciting so she leaned in and i whispered in her ear “it’s to have fun” and i don’t remember her reaction but i remember how i felt and how i knew so clearly that was the answer. how my small mind was beaming and shimmering with this answer that makes me scoff today but i know that they were right. i was right

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getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

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btw I am doing it afraid

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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i want a mysterious source of income

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances