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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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my friend sent me this

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Here's some more weird shit that robert pattinson said and i was forced to know

Bonus:

Who would've guessed???

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My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

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“money... sex... money... sex... cat!”

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Alice really had the audacity to tell Bella in new moon that “WeReWolVes aRenT gOOd CoMpaNy” MA’AM! Your yeehaw husband tried to drain her like a go-gurt! You do not get to tell what’s good or bad for her!

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You have been warned

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Twilight

"Will you go with me to Seattle?"

Midnight Sun

"Will you go to Seattle with me?"

Twilight

"Why don't you sit with me today?" He asked, smiling.

Midnight Sun

"Won't you sit with me today?" I asked her.

When I come across inconsistencies like this, I always wonder why they exist, for a few reasons.

Firstly, the most likely explanation is that Stephanie Meyer has terrible editors--which of course I already knew.

But then I catch myself wondering if the editors aren't so terrible and they did catch it, but she asked them to leave it in, or even if it's intentional. And if that's the case, why?

Which makes me question if there's an in-universe reason for the discrepancy.

If these first-person narrative books--written in past tense-- can be viewed, like Jane Eyre, as Memoirs, then the best explanation is that it's written from Bella's imperfect human memories, recalled as a vampire. It's logical that she misremembers little pieces of syntax. Of course, Edward's recollection is the one to be trusted, since his memories of these interactions are crystal clear.

However the memoir idea is maybe unlikely (though not impossible), since, unlike Jane Eyre, Bella and Edward never address the reader.

So if it's not a memoir, then it's a running internal narrative taking place in real time, on a few seconds delay, like closed captioning. If this is the case, which seems most likely, then Edward's account is still the one to be taken as gospel as far as details like wording go, since the imperfection of the human memory can still be used as an explanation. I know l forget the exact wording of some things even seconds after I've heard them.

I also notice that the wording as Bella recalls it is more... romantic? Compared to Edward's. Edward recalls simple, plain-spoken wording "will you go with me to Seattle" "won't you sit with me today?" While Bella recalls more seductive and old-fashioned wordings "why don't you sit with me today?" "Will you go with me to Seattle".

But then I remember that's it really is probably just sucky editing.

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Imagine: A Midnight Sun movie where every time Edward says something super dramatic, the other Cullens look into the camera like this.

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More from Resentment Cullen’s Twitter ✨

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This is possibly Edward’s most hilarious misunderstanding in the book. But imagine Rose’s wrath if Edward actually invited Bella to her wedding.

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Breaking Dawn but it’s the Siobhán lines we deserved

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robert pattinson as every character in twilight

rob as edward

rob as alice

rob as carlisle

rob as esme

rob as emmett

rob as jasper

rob as rosalie

rob as bella

rob as lauren after she cut her hair to pursue modelling

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Edward missing the ugly green sweater because the brown one gives him ungentlemanly thoughts moodboard

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hey you

yes you

do you hate stephenie meyer? do you want to read her shitty books without giving her any more money?

boy have I got just the thing for you

twilight

new moon

eclipse

breaking dawn (I think this is that weird pregnancy au somebody wrote?? idk)

bonus

midnight sun

midnight sun (partial draft)

short second life of bree tanner

life and death (I'm so sorry this is the best I could find if anyone has anything else lmk)

enjoy 😊