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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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This just in

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After so many yeas, we Reylos prevails with the truth💙😭💙💙💙😭😭😭

Ben was in love with Rey🥹🥹

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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

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i giggled

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imagine being that fucking rich and that fucking careless.

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Seconds after he was gone, Edward walked slowly into the kitchen, raindrops glistening like diamonds set into the bronze of his hair. His eyes were wary. “Did you two get into a fight?” he asked. “Edward!” I sang, throwing myself at him. “Hi, there.” He laughed and wrapped his arms around me. “Are you trying to distract me? It’s working.” “No, I didn’t fight with Jacob. Much. Why?” “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” With his chin, he gestured to the knife on the counter. “Dang! I thought I got everything.”

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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

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Source: thedodo

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

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no more ‘vampires who correct history books’

more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains

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the orb continues to perplex mouse