twilightphasepodcast

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hii came through a reblog! are you on spotify? or where can i listen!

Hi I have NO idea if this is from like three years ago...but we are on Spotify! We are on Apple Podcasts! We are in all the places! Just search Twilight Phase and we should come right up :) :)

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if you can’t handle me at my 

you don’t deserve me at my 

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Right tho????

I'm sorry, but if Laurent's fine ass just waltzed up into my dying meadow while I was in mid breakdown because my shitty ex bf gave me abandonment issues and depression, I would simply ask him to turn me so I could hunt Edward down, rip his gaslighting lil arms off, and beat him over the head with them. And then hook up with his sister.

RIP to Bella just accepting her near-death like that but I am very different.

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Don't worry, Alice didn't see a single thing because she was focused SO HARD on her true love Jasper 🤷🏻‍♀️ #justsmeyerthings #TOTALLYmakessense

Edward, in biology class, plotting 647 different murder scenarios:

Alice, in English class, watching that horror movie of possibilities:

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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

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“BUT ITS CANON!!!1!1”

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Season Three babyyyyyyyy

We're diving into a BLOW BY BLOW Midnight Sun reading, fam, and BOY do we have opinions.

Love Midnight Sun? Hate Midnight Sun? Swear to never read Midnight Sun but really want to hear about it? I really do think there's something for all of you.

Come for the Edward hot takes and stay for the accidental lesson on subjunctive tense, I guess?

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as a kid i wanted bella’s bedroom so bad. i was like damn... purple IS cool

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oh my god i found pics that my mom took of my bedroom back when i was in like 9th grade and im sick..........

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Edward:

Bella, Me, The Entire Fandom:

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ok but you can’t tell me that condensation doesn’t form on the cullens

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1. I curled in college

2. I wrote a fantasy novel in high school that has never seen the light of day

3. I'm currently into tarot and crystals (I know...)

@spookydragonherringshoe @best-dads-of-twilight @queertwihard @obsessions101 @realistic-optimistic @rose-lily-hale

“List 3 random facts about yourself and send to the last 7 people in your notifications”

Thanks @jacobblacksteeth for the tag!

1. I was born & raised in the Netherlands but live in Ireland now.

2. I studied to be a history teacher but now I work in a major tech company (not Tumblr lol)

3. I’m vegan🌱

@10yearsoldtrash @myownkingdomaboutfandoms @ifeellikeimfloating @slytherinbooklover @numberoneturtlealien @mysimplesorrow

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edward brings up how nice it is that bella is warm sooo often...so you can’t convince me that vampires don’t take warm showers just to unwind. and they lay in front of the window so the sun can shine on them. also sometimes emmett just fucking turns the oven on and gets inside. they’re like lizards, they love external sources of heat

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Sad but true

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um they're all ADORB

THE CULLENS + GLASSES: Saw some posts about how it would have been cool to have more characters wearing glasses. For example, the Cullens wearing glasses in an effort to look older (Carlisle/Esme), as part of their human charade, etc. (or, in Human!Bella’s case, for reading and stuff).

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