hii there iif youre readiing thii2 you probably want two know about me. iim 2ollux captor, ii liike bee2 and computer2, and iim biipolar and beat my2elf up over nothiing ((Independent Role Playing blog for Sollux Captor))
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excuse me professional shota coming through
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“China, Japan, same thing.”
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i want a cyberman app where i can delete people from the internet
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STILL IN LOVE WITH THE SUFFERER, BABY
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I remeber one time i was on youtube and….yeah..
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if you took someone’s brand new laptop and uninstalled internet explorer then they’d never be able to get on the internet because to get on the internet they would need to go on the internet and install a program to be able to use the internet
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Someone talked me into drawing buttstuck.
EDIT:
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What do you call a boy with a vagina?
His name.
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Hey I’m doing a giveaway!!! Sounds fun, right?!
Winner will receive one custom hat with any word on it with 8 characters or less and in any colors they want.
Rules:
you don’t have to follow me but if you want that’s cool.
you can reblog this as many times as you wish
the giveaway will end on March 4th, good luck!
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dedicated to grace <3
have a sweet birthday, bro
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BOLD what applies to you:
BOLD what applies to you:
Appearance:
I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had/I need braces. I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have piercings in places besides my ears. I have freckles. Family/Home Life: I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I have children. I’ve lost a child. Embarrassment: I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve snorted while laughing. I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. I’ve glued my hand to something. I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. I’ve had my pants rip in public. Health: I was born with a disease/impairment. I’ve had stitches. I’ve broken a bone. I’ve had my tonsils removed. I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. I’ve had surgery. I’ve had chicken pox. Traveling: I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. I’ve been to Canada. I’ve been to Niagara Falls. I’ve been to Japan. I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I’ve been to Spain. I’ve been to Africa. I’ve been to France. I’ve been to London.
Experiences: I’ve been lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny dipping. I’ve played spin the bottle. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a play. I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue. I’ve seen the Northern Lights. I’ve sat on a roof top at night. I’ve played chicken. I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten Sushi. I’ve been snowboarding. Relationships: I’m single. I’m in a relationship. I’m available. I’m engaged. I’m married. I’ve gone on a blind date. I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I’ve been divorced. I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. Sexuality: I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender. I’ve kissed a member of the same gender. I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time. I am a cuddler. I’ve been kissed in the rain. I’ve had sex. I’ve hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime: I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I have lied to my parents about where I am. I am keeping a secret from the world. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve run a red light. I’ve been suspended from school. I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested. I’ve shoplifted. Drugs/Alcohol: I’ve consumed alcohol. I’ve smoked a cigarette. I‘ve smoked pot.
I regularly drink. I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. I’ve done hard drugs. I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug
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