twiceithowls

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your mom is a basic task and i was able to do her in a few days

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in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along

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Skirt Swap!

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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same

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you have to do pervert things with your friends its important for bonding

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

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I love this woman and I need to share my art of her with the world because she is my wife and we will make wonderful children that won't be addicted to shimmer and we will live in piltover and TOTALLY NOT GO OUT AND KILL ALL THE PEOPLE because my wife is totally not that kind of woman and is just really stressed and she did absolutely nothing wrong ever in her life and then we can invite Mel in because we would be a triple stuffed chocolate oreo and Sevika would just blow my back out while Mel wore some thigh high boots with a whip giving Sevika instructions on how to blow my back out.

Long ass sentence is long.

This was an anatomy and lighting study with photoshop crashing and crying multiple times.

No, it isn't AI generated and all painted by tablet

RIP my PC

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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i get a sick and perverse joy out of being appreciated by transgender people online