hate how all these apocalyptic films show society breaking down the hot minute the grid goes down, with all the survivors banding off into tiny violent gangs that prey on each other.
bitch you are a member of one of the most social species in existence! it is actually insane the extent to which humans have evolved to use cooperation as our main survival tool. humans have been building and then rebuilding societies for as long as disasters have been bringing them down. an apocalypse would be fucking awful, but the survivors would end up building communities and networks and pooling resources and knowledge, because that’s what humans do. that’s what they DO!!!
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messing around with a new brush/tool
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Church: Man, Caboose is an idiot. He’s been chasing that raccoon for fifteen minutes
Tucker: Fifteen minutes?
Church: Yeah, he’s so easily entertained. It’s almost amusing
Tucker: No, I mean you’ve been watching Caboose chase a raccoon for fifteen minutes?
Church: Yeah?
Tucker:
Church:
Church: Fuck.
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Au where everyone was born and raised on Chorus during the conflict between The Republic and the Feds.
The Chairman is still orchestrating the whole war, but this time the Director is right there with him and they work on opposing sides as leader/advisor to keep the fight going because corruption or something.
It’s mostly the Freelancers with the Director on the Feds side and the Reds and Blues and the Chairman are with the Republic but there are many exceptions.
Flowers/Florida was a double agent who flip flopped between sides as he pleased (thus the double names) but got caught and shot kinda early in the war. Wyoming is a merc who also flip flops between sides but everyone knows he’s an asshole like that and only works for pay so while he’s hated, he’s left alive. CT was a Fed who wanted to change sides, but got shot down before she could (and ironically was the reason many of the Freelancers started doubting the Director). Tex was a Fed, but switched sides when she realized the Director was playing them for fools (little did she know, the Republic was facing a similar problem).
Church was also a Fed, brother of Carolina and son of the Director, but was severely neglected because he couldn’t match up to her in anything, not skill, not intellect, not even charisma. His only saving grace was Tex because he wasn’t afraid to snark or dis her and that earned her respect, and his accidental pen pal Caboose (he was trying to hack into Republic coms and ended up messaging Caboose and of course Caboose made him his friend). When Tex leaves, Church stays to play double agent and foil Carolina and the Feds where he can (he also gets a much snarkier pen pal by the name of Tucker).
Wash used to be a member of the Republic but got blasted in the head a little too hard, forgot basically everything about himself, and then got nabbed by the Freelancers so now he’s with the Feds. Cut to Tucker and Wash, who were childhood friends, meeting on the battle field and Wash gets a massive migraine because his brain knows this person and Tucker is going through all the stages of grief because he thought Wash was dead but actually he just dipped to be a Fed.
The rest of the Reds and Blues are generally the same, but they are more outwardly competent since they grew up in war. Tucker and Grif are seen as the best soldiers on base, Sarge is a bit more supportive towards his troops, specifically Simmons and not Grif, Donut is a little more like he is in the first few episodes of RVB (exasperated, a little down on his luck, but still optimistic even if it’s constantly being tested). He’s also deadly with a sniper and rarely misses. Lopez is still a snarky robot who is stuck on Spanish, but he’s been retired to taking care of kids and training cadets instead of fighting. And Caboose is Caboose because he’s perfect fuck you.
Plot happens and shit goes south and people get hurt and possibly die, but things probably turn out okay in the end.
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when kenny possess cartman
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🎶he’s a killer he’s a monster he’s an absolute tool🎶
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company dead and no more merch so here are my transparents of the meta shirt/poster they used to sell ^__^ feel free to print this on anything
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i need to put them in a meat grinder
(old art from 2021/2022)
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