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the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭

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HAPPY NEW YEAR JASON ENJOYERS 🤭

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part 4

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The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 3

Bruce: It is, as the kids say, Gucci.

Duke: The kids also say "trying too hard."

Duke: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Duke: I'd rather get salmonella and keel over and die in the bathroom of the restaurant. I'm not sending it back.

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Bruce *getting shot at by Red Hood*: Jesus Christ!

Jason Todd, recognizing the potential for the best identity reveal of all time: Not quite, motherfucker.

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Tim: You can't just run around here shirtless! Where's your binder!?

Jason: Shit! Where is my...... Did you forget I'm cis?

Tim:........maybe. It's hard not to when your tits are bigger than mine

Damian: You forgot too, idiot

Jason: Why don't you wait until you're taller than my tits before you run your mouth

Bruce: I will give you each $500 right now to talk about anything else

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The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

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(Trans) Tim: -Dramatic Sigh- Well you know Robin's always been a boy so I guess I just have to pretend to be a boy if I'm gonna be Robin now. -Yet another Dramatic Sigh- Oh well! I guess I'll do it for the sake of Gotham and Justice

Batman: You know it's ok if you don't want to, Robin can be a gi-

Tim: OH WELL GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WEAR BOY CLOTHES AND GET A BOY HAIRCUT AND A BOY NAME AND TELL EVERYONE I'M A BOY AND BE CALLED A BOY-

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Damian: Is that bubblegum ice cream?

Tim: Well, it's not simply bubblegum ice cream. It's frosty double bubble blast off.

Damian: Why are you with him?

Bernard: I find him whimsical.

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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

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cassie: she ate

diana: ate what?

cassie: like.. cunt

diana: ... she's a lesbian?

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The Signal Incorrect Quotes

Jace: This is...so dumb.

Duke, on his shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.

Jace: You- you can fly. *gestures to bat-jetpack*

Duke: Hush now, Batman, I am searching.

Duke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Jason: *eating a cheese stick in the background*

Duke: You guys need to be more positive! *trips and falls down the stairs*

Duke: Wow, I got down those stairs fast!

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Silly X-Men who are in love doodles

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Kurt doodles

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Watch the tail!!!

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oh to sleep in the warm embrace of your catboy coded boyfriend

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hi sorry for being gone for like 5 years i am back with x-men cuties