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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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When Scadrial eventually gets internet I hope Hoid is always somehow able to snatch the username/gamertag Kelsier the second a new social media or videogame comes out. People eventually realize that they all appear to belong to the same person and all sorts of wild theories start circulating. Could the Survivor somehow be... alive? Whenever Hoid is off-world, Marsh keeps the accounts active. Thaidakar fails to emotionally blackmail Harmony into revealing who is behind the accounts on a weekly basis.

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RIP Kelsier you would have loved the UnitedHealthcare CEO killer craze

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Adolin and Shallan every time they see Kaladin

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Take my crem

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I keep finding people reposting this book I made on different social media platforms so I figure I might as well post it here myself so I can get my meaningless tumblr points too

Just to be clear I am NOT sorry. I truly believe that the world needed this

Process vids on IG/TT/YT @ starlitbindery if watching 1 min videos of books getting rebound is your thing

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fuck you *unstormlights your archives*

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was watching a show called mountain monsters with friends last night and i lost my shit at this incredibly goofy edit that caught me off guard

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You know what day it is

flat fuck friday

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my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

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Scientists tend to exist on a scale that looks something like this:

Which means that the leading expert in your field probably looks something like this:

i really want people to stop writing scientists as awkward, stilted conversationalists who don't understand idioms or emotions and start writing them as depressed alcoholics who swear like sailors unless they're in a specifically academic situation

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brandon keeps on exploding his subs. first wayne now dalinar. with elantris 2 coming up in like 5 years we need to be protecting all those odivs to gyorns to keep them from blowing up

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Anyone else kinda feel like Kaladin came across a little bit as a mouthpiece for a whole lot of therapy-speak in Wind and Truth? Like I'm proud of him for healing, I'm glad he's healing, I enjoyed seeing him be an emotionally intellegent chatacter in the book, but I've seen a few others mention that certain core aspects of him felt absent.

It kinda felt like... I dunno, Sanderson was really excited to convey to the audience that he as the author understands how complex and nuanced the healing process can be, and to give them something to connect to on their own personal journies, which I think he did very well. But somewhere along the way KALADIN as a character got a little bit lost in all the therapy talk. Like he spent no real time thinking of Bridge Four, or his family and friends. Wouldn't even need to be worrying about them constantly or anything, just thinking about them in general. I feel like he really didn't need to stop thinking about them in order to show that he's learning to live for himself. Overall I still love the direction for Kaladin though, it's way better than where he was.

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Kaladin observing a group of people doing something for more than 5 minutes: ok but I can run this waaay better