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stay the fuck away i'm about to activate my covid vaccine

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He got bit by a rat

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Post what would've killed you in the tags

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since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.

please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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Surely there was another way to go about this

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I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

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remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

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Magma Adolin doodles with @nauti-ca

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someone help him he's lost

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Shared here today by Matthew Boroson on Facebook. Gaining inspiration from other authors is great. Lifting passages and avoiding giving credit isn’t.

Tanith Lee was the first woman to win the British Fantasy Award for best novel, for the second book of the Flat Earth series. She died in 2015. You can buy Tales From the Flat Earth here in paperback or here on Kindle.

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finding out how many times I can get featured on official Neopets socials using the same audio & format

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🎉 FitzChivalry Farseer Moodboard pt 40 (!!!!!!!) 🎉

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I was going to write a Stormlight Archive post with something along the lines of, "and then you have Traumas Georg over here," and then I realized that it's, like, so unclear which character that means. It could be one of several. It could be just about anyone. So, who has the best claim to "Traumas Georg" in Stormlight? Vote below!