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being outside the uk is always jarring to me because i'm reminded that advertisements in other countries don't talk to you like you're on suicide watch

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I love every fucking part of this.

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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20 + 40 is 60, then 7 + 8 is 15 bc 8 is 5 + 3, and 7 + 3 = 10, + 5 = 15. 60 + 15 = 75

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what i'm begging people to understand is that the huge portion of evangelical/christians in usamerica do not genuinely and earnestly believe in their holy texts or core doctrines. for them, religion is a means to uphold white supremacy and patriarchy and they've convinced themselves it's their divine prerogative. that is what they believe. you can plead with them to "be christlike" or point out their hypocrisy until the second coming. they do not care. you can't reason with them because they are not interested in piety or morality they are interested in power and control

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Oooo that's a good idea

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I have seen a single post about Elhokar being trans and thought “yeah I can get behind that” but now look at this

He just accepts that immediately, no qualms whatsoever, immediately after Shallan basically says “there has to be some truth to the illusion”. Yeah, man, I’m in now. Trans Elhokar is real

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Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

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Lol, good stuff.

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

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My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

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The everest chronicles

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Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest