turtlskys

[turtlskys]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[turtlskys]

Fuck Nazis

[turtlskys]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[turtlskys]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[turtlskys]

Mash Potato!

you know who it is

[turtlskys]

Perfect for your friend that seems to bleed Monster!

[turtlskys]

how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

[turtlskys]

Those eyes! Big black pools of love

pupper has stolen my heart

[turtlskys]

WHOM'VE'NT

WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

[turtlskys]

Fluffy pickle

his name is Pickle

[turtlskys]

Maybe it's secretly Canadian

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

[turtlskys]

Just a few shot of a small animation film I did with rice.

[turtlskys]

It’s a heckin long shot but it’s worth a try

@therealjacksepticeye my friends been dying to let you know that you made her little sisters birthday so hopefully you see this duder🤙🏼

[turtlskys]

Good to know that robots have the ability to twerk

When the last human is finally destroyed

[turtlskys]

That's some quality glass there. Top notch installation

[turtlskys]

Doggo needs scritches

[turtlskys]

(I know I’m late for posing this but…) here’s @therealjacksepticeye ’s big moment at the game awards this year. I went for more realistic lighting in this drawing, I’m happy with how it turned out :)