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The Kelpie
Kelpies are mytholigical creatures from Scottish folklore, that trick people into riding them and then drown them.
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These look like the little soot things from that one Studio Ghibli movie.
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Sloppy head?
No, I am a professional. 4 Michelin star head. Suit and tie, white glove style head. You'll leave balls empty with gold leaf on them. Jesus christ, what am I even doing anymore. If you gotta ask the price, you can't afford it blowjobs
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thinking about sofia lee of the unsleeping city and prince gerard of neverafter and the way that emily and murph both were like wow what’s the most devastating backstory i can imagine? if something went wrong with my marriage and my partner didn’t love me anymore
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
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