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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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Welcome to my brainrot

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you're very good at drawing huge tits. now lets see a fat body. no, a fat body. not thick thighs and big tits, fat. come on now. you're almost there. can we see under the tits? looks like you made the torso flat and thin again. we're almost there

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:D

it’s a guy!

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We have always existed, and we always will.

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Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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Percy :D

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Recent doodle pages!!

…I’m so normal about Wild West smp guys. So so very normal.

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What a year this week has been.

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Thanks @arlo-rose for making amazing art!!

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update: between the time of posting this and now (2 hours) I made another hat :3

(my dad mentioned how he’d love one for work so I made him one in colors that reminded me of him <3 it’s almost 1am so I left it on the counter next to his water bottle for him to find when leaving for work in the morning)

*coughs violently* it- it it consumes me… the want- the NEED- it… it calls…

…what…?

what is the want…?

the need?

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to make hats !!! :D

I have made ten in the last four days. I finished a scarf so I could use that look to make more baby hats. They are all going to be donated and I’ve been trying to use yarn that can be cleaned easily. The 20 or so hats I made over the last few years my mom donated last week so I’m trying to stock up again :)

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minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

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*coughs violently* it- it it consumes me… the want- the NEED- it… it calls…

…what…?

what is the want…?

the need?

…

to make hats !!! :D

I have made ten in the last four days. I finished a scarf so I could use that look to make more baby hats. They are all going to be donated and I’ve been trying to use yarn that can be cleaned easily. The 20 or so hats I made over the last few years my mom donated last week so I’m trying to stock up again :)

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Chim...kins....

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I discovered the ability to play on "hardcore" mode in Minecraft, which is where the difficulty is set to hard and if you die, that's it. Which is weirdly enticing, so I gave it a shot.

The first time I tried it, I pretty immediately died. Like, I did not last an entire hour.

But, I recently had a world where I survived over 100 days, and almost all of those day were spent in a Dark Oak Forest biome, which is one of the more dangerous ones. I built a 3-story house with a greenhouse, a wine cellar, a mine shaft, agriculture and livestock farming and more. I was slowly exploring the verdant cave below my home. I stepped backward into lava and couldn't get out again, while I was on the phone with a friend. Don't chat and play, I suppose lol

I restarted on a random seed, and there were several nice biomes within view (jungle, flower, desert, badlands, birch forest). I could see a village in the distance, so I headed that way first and found a massive abandoned mine just outside of town. I didn't go too far in, but there were some chests of goodies near some of the entrances. I tamed a few wolves and a cat, and I just took off into the distance. I spent the first 20+ days just kind of wandering the wilderness with my dogs, camping out at night. I picked a random nice spot in a broad Birch Forest to toss down my stuff and build a home, mostly because my hands were full.

I'm close to 50 "days" in, and I've spent most of it out gallivanting. I went out to find a village to tame a second cat, so I could have more at-will, and to find a Striped Wolf out in those badlands (successful). I spent days looking for a Spotted Dog in the savannas that looked like plateaus (unsuccessful, and I lost my cat and had to go BACK and get ANOTHER one). I finally returned home and this is the view from my front windows, just before I logged for the evening.

Something about only having one life makes the game a little more charming than usual. I mean, it's always charming, but I've been taking more time to look around at the worlds I won't be returning to when I finally bite it. Making sure I take a minute to appreciate the views, pat the doggos, look in the nooks and crannies for things I might like, since I won't get to come back. I mean, I can come back but I can't Come Back, y'know?

The same is true of real life, obviously. There are an increasing number of things that want us dead, but there are still sunsets out the window, and doggos to be pat, and little treasures to be found if we're looking for them. I think that's worth sticking around as long as I can.

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Yo.

Sup.

I’m so fricken proud of this.

(I HATE drawing backgrounds but for once had a lot of fun with this!!!)